Brittney Cason🦋

Morning radio host/writer that tweets deep fried thoughts.The microphone is mightier than the sword✌️You can sit with me,unless you get offended by everything

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If a short girl ever cooks for you, you better appreciate it. Cause she has to risk life and limb...

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@jmason183 hahaha well I appreciate it nonetheless 🤗

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I ❤️ #Vegas

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Hurt people, hurt people. Break the chain. Greet grimaces with smiles, contempt with compassion and anger with sympathy #deepfriedthoughts

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#SuperBowl

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@jasmina_marino Had to delete a tweet today cause I can’t even make a general joke without pissing people off 🙄

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Just tweeting to say nobody should think too much into tweets ✌🏽🐦

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@thatonecoolgirl Thanks girl!!! Hope to celebrate with you back in Vegas! 🤗

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When you do good no one remembers, when you do bad no one forgets

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@Errol1047 No, it’s not you. Have you considered mdma therapy? Works wonders for dealing with trauma...

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People don’t abandon those they love, they abandon those they are using. If they don’t love you at your worst, they didn’t really love you at your best either, but remember that says more about them than it does about you #deepfriedthoughts

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Shout out to all the men going through a lot feeling like you have no one to turn to because the world wrongly taught our men to mask their emotions and that silence is strength 👊🏽

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Update: he’s now calling me his girlfriend 🤣

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My friend’s toddler keeps flashing his penis at me and I don’t know what the laws are but now I’m scared 😳 #kids

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#dreamjob

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The Spice Girls are hiring back-up dancers for their summer tour — here's how to apply https://t.co/ZlUCYraj3N

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I’m starting to think love and insanity are one in the same sometimes

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@TheBourbonJew I miss waking up with you! 😜🤘🏽

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@lv_pizza I’m in Europe as we tweet 🤗🍕

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The best part is, I’m coming back to #Vegas 🤗🎲

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When you book a 12 hour flight from Europe to #Vegas ...for $336!! Baggage fees included too. Thanks @lufthansa