Brittney Mashburn

My super power is knowing all the lyrics to early 2000’s rap songs.

[Bob Goff @bobgoff]

We shouldn't say everyone's invited if we're going to act like they're not welcome when they come.

[48 News @waff48]

“Her kindness, generosity, and colorful spirit were legendary, and she had a positive impact on countless lives,” Trapp Family Lodge said in a statement. https://t.co/CLGenfFyEj

[Rick Karle @RickKarle]

105-year-old WWII hero Major Wooten of Madison, AL went home today after a week in the hospital.

Almost 80 years after he landed on Utah Beach, he checked his garden & drank a @CocaCola

#WelcomeHomeMajorWooten

https://t.co/20zCwOqssC

@USArmy @WVTM13
Pics Holly Wooten

[Brittney Mashburn @brittneyjolynn]

Things that keep me up at night other than my baby: the formula shortage.

[Brittney Mashburn @brittneyjolynn]

@makeupbycorey It was all Amazon! Can’t go wrong with such a sophisticated fashion house!

[Brittney Mashburn @brittneyjolynn]

See you soon Magnus James. 💙

[Brittney Mashburn @brittneyjolynn]

This is what it’s like trying to get out of bed from laying flat when you’re 8m pregnant

[WeRateDogs @dog_rates]

This is Rocco. He's doing his best. 13/10 someone help him (IG: rocco_roni)

[Brittney Mashburn @brittneyjolynn]

This proves teachers don’t get paid enough 😂

[Victoria @Victoriagdk]

Tom Brady spent two months with his children and decided he’d rather be hit be 300 pound linemen, and I think that tells me everything I need to know about having kids

[Brittney Mashburn @brittneyjolynn]

I swear they’ve made it harder!

[John Kapetaneas @JohnKapetaneas]

NYT: No, we did not make Wordle harder. We promise.

Also NYT: Today’s Wordle is KHYBX — which everyone knows is a popular 11th century Latin delicacy derived from quicksand extract. Duh.

[Brittney Mashburn @brittneyjolynn]

@makeupbycorey Yes!! I couldn’t believe what I was watching! And the fact he’s just out there free to roam and scam…. 🤯

[Brittney Mashburn @brittneyjolynn]

@makeupbycorey Yea same! It was def unnecessary but truly if you stick with it you get pretty invested.

[Goodable @Goodable]

Breaking Good News Alert:

Dolly Parton's Dollywood Parks & Resorts has announced it will pay all tuition costs, fees, and books for employees who pursue higher education.

It includes all part-time, full-time, and seasonal employees from day one on the job.

♥️🎶

[Brittney Mashburn @brittneyjolynn]

@makeupbycorey Admittedly, episode 2 wasn’t my fav but we’ve really liked the others!

[Brittney Mashburn @brittneyjolynn]

💔

[TMZ @TMZ]

Bob Saget has died.
https://t.co/85nMLUQ4zl

[Brittney Mashburn @brittneyjolynn]

@chelseaperetti @chriistianeee Mabel 🤎

[Brittney Mashburn @brittneyjolynn]

Y’all gettin all the smoke when I finish learning ASL.

[Brittney Mashburn @brittneyjolynn]

I wake up every night at 2:30 am and eat an apple and if I’m real hungry I’ll eat some cheese with it. But the point is I had to get honey crisp since Walmart was out of galas and I’m glad I branched out. 10/10 recommend HC apples. 🍎

[Brittney Mashburn @brittneyjolynn]

Listen these family Christmas outfits about to get real casual now that this baby bump has shown up.

[Nina Parker @theninaparker]

Your next task is to not mention how dark it is at 5pm for the next 3 months.