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People who say “you can sleep when you’re dead” are wrong. When I get a full 8 hours of sleep I think about how good I feel all day. When I get less than that, I’m miserable and can’t function. Sleep>everything 😴

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Pound Town has to be one of the worst songs ever made lmao

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MyxFitness merging with @Beachbody was the worst move everrr. I used to love my bike but now they barely produce cycling content and when they do, it’s 💩. Trust me when I say- get the Peloton 🫠

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someone take my Amazon Prime account away until Prime days are over *adds to cart*

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I have a major addiction to buying new activewear and it’s starting to get out of hand

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Played sand volleyball week and messed up my hand from setting the ball. Why does it feel like I have arthritis when I move my thumb!? SOS

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very grateful that I never got an infinity symbol tattoo

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my productivity going up as the weather gets nicer: 📈

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Driving to work and I just tried to skip a song by turning my right blinker on. Definitely Monday 🥱

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I just spent the past 3 hours outside in the sun and my whole soul is rejuvenated 😌

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POV: people who complain about the halftime show every single year

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remember when you used to order from Amazon and get your order 2-3 days later? those were good times

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Getting home and putting on comfy clothes after a long day of doing things around town is literally the best feeling

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My toxic trait is leaving my house 2 minutes before the time I am supposed to be somewhere and still expecting to get there on time

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The fact that I have friends my age who are just now finding their first gray hairs (OR haven’t even found one yet) is absolutely unfair. I’ve been getting them for 10 years now 🫠

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@Vikings @mysticlake One of my favorite memories of all time: the Minneapolis Miracle!! The energy in the stadium and around the city after that W was something I’ll never forget!

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@ellothereAri Welcome back!

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@brittneyberg_1 I was like “what does this mean” and then realized that I am currently laying exactly like that 😂

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It’s only the first actual day of winter today. How has it already been a nonstop blizzard for a month already 😭😭😭

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@Jaderade__ 😂😂