Brittney Scalf

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[Rachelle @rachelledotcom]

Shane Gillis is painfully unfunny. Didn’t laugh at the Kevin Hart roast, and I’m still waiting for a punchline. Calling women “whores” at the gym isn’t edgy comedy. It’s lazy misogyny dressed up as humor. Being offensive is easy. Being funny actually requires talent.

[2 Cold Sclopio Peepio @ShizzlingDrits]

This is my last resort

[Brittney Scalf @brittneyscalf1]

So… he raped her.

[TMZ @TMZ]

Cornell concluded defendant Newell had sex with Jane Doe without consent.

Full details: https://t.co/D03PNNL4uZ

[Brittney Scalf @brittneyscalf1]

Meh…. Call me when Rosenbaum leaks his dick pics. For the Lex Luthor girls 💃🏻

[Pepe Minogue @Ppluche_Martini]

Yo tratando de ver el pene de tom welling en foto de la que todos están hablando

[Brittney Scalf @brittneyscalf1]

@DropMyWood @Euphraxio @NikkiBlonsky The visible straining from her dropping off some timber while she talks sends me every time

[Brittney Scalf @brittneyscalf1]

Somewhere out there Ryan Murphy is foaming at the mouth

[TMZ @TMZ]

Christa Pike awake and talking after botched Tennessee execution.

Exclusive details: https://t.co/zIeSu4nvvg

[Brittney Scalf @brittneyscalf1]

Gold

[IBUPROFEN DEALER @kendotorg]

Matthew Broderick to the ghost in the corner of his living room at 11 pm PST

[Brittney Scalf @brittneyscalf1]

Who is this diva

[Brittney Scalf @brittneyscalf1]

Why does he have a clit on his top lip?

[💪🎭..Rai ji..💪🎭 @Vinod_r108]

@ayeejuju “Imma post my wife as much as I want bro, it makes me happy.” - Kanye West

[kira 👾 @kirawontmiss]

no honey or nothing just a bunch of bullshit

[𝒮𝒾𝑒. ᡣ𐭩 @Cindtrillella]

Cashiers when Diddy walked in the local CVS:

[Sam G @ItsSamG]

I’m willing to bet 10s of dollars that the mom of that baby was born in a year that starts with a 2

[chris evans @notcapnamerica]

Justin Timberlake when the officer told him to walk a straight line

[Brittney Scalf @brittneyscalf1]

@AMAZlNGNATURE That’s just @girthmasterr doing some roof work

[YouTube: @TheSimulationPresents @FilmAgeStudios]

Bruh #DanSchneider did an interview in response to #QuietOnSet and the dude looks like Rip Torn from Freddy Got Fingered…💀💀💀

[Turgid Verse @gullyvuhr]

I'm at the age where my mind firmly believes I'm 29, my humor suggests I'm 12, and my body possibly died during the civil war.

[Brittney Scalf @brittneyscalf1]

Can I please have a manic phase soon I have work that needs to be done 😭

[Echo 🔆 @TheEcho13]

If he won’t, another man will.

If you can’t do simple things to make your woman feel special, as simple as peeling an orange, you’re in for lifetime of resentment.

I like the orange peel theory. It’s a good metric in a world where women are told to accept the bare minimum.