Brittney Stephan

[Brittney Stephan @BrittneyStephan]

@JohnLomperis Taken over?! Do you not see any correlation between the disaffiliations you fought so hard for and the lack of “traditionalist strength” in the UMC? Go check the GMC, you might find what you are looking for there.

[Governor JB Pritzker @GovPritzker]

“Whenever I’m about to do something, I think ‘Would an idiot do that?’ and if they would, I do not do that thing.” – Dwight Schrute

And what is the best way to spot an idiot? Look for the person who is cruel.

[Brittney Stephan @BrittneyStephan]

@GOsome1actually @revbethanncook @UMNS @UMCdiscipleship @umrethinkchurch Here’s the website that states the Indiana Conference requires quadrennial training for its clergy: https://t.co/6KCrNh2nDA

[Brittney Stephan @BrittneyStephan]

@JohnLomperis Just to be clear, you personally have had the opportunity to vote for all of the matters at Jurisdictional Conference, including the current NCJ Bishops. Just because you don’t agree with those who were selected and elected does not equate to “taxation without representation…”

[Brittney Stephan @BrittneyStephan]

Y’all don’t even know how excited I am about this. Registration is live, so be sure to check out the website for more info!

[Garrett Seminary @GarrettSeminary]

Registration is now open for the Inaugural Event of the Junius B. Dotson Institute for Music and Worship in the Black Church & Beyond! Seminars will be taught by renowned leaders, including Mike Bowie, Renita Weems, YaNi Davis, Kathleen Turner, and more! https://t.co/qfZEnxPWet

[Kelly Brown Douglas @RevDrKBD]

I just ask that unarmed Black people are treated with the same care and respect as this armed white man who just killed six and injured twenty four more but was not riddled with 60 bullets. And so how are we to celebrate Fourth of July?

[Brittney Stephan @BrittneyStephan]

@ScottAniol Dang. I wish I had known that before God called me to ministry when I was 14 years old. Not going to seminary sure would’ve saved me lots of time and money! If only I’d seen this tweet a couple of decades ago… 🙄 #GodCallsWomen

[Brittney Stephan @BrittneyStephan]

The person I was at the grocery store on Sunday evening is clearly not the same person I am today… The person I was on Sunday was in a health food kick and also seemed to think that the person I am today was going to cook all this food. #BetterLuckTomorrow #NoFoodOnlyIngredients

[Brittney Stephan @BrittneyStephan]

@C_Lynn_N #SorryNotSorry 🤣

[Brittney Stephan @BrittneyStephan]

@glazedmethodist I’m a terrible breakfast eater, so I get it. Do you like avocados? I never used to, but I’ve been putting it on toast for added protein. I also keep smoothie bowls and fresh fruit in my freezer. It’s a healthy breakfast option that I can pretend is dessert!

[Brittney Stephan @BrittneyStephan]

@katiefahey Just put some deodorant in your desk and you’ll never have to worry! 😂

[Brittney Stephan @BrittneyStephan]

I was going to go to bed early tonight, really I was. But you see @DollyParton released new music an hour ago and what was a girl to do…?

[Brittney Stephan @BrittneyStephan]

@forestcryptid16 Keep your eye on the GETS employment page. Not sure if they’re going to fill Mary-Carol’s position, but there might be an opportunity there?

[Brittney Stephan @BrittneyStephan]

@cebm__ If you could just go ahead and work in a little Mean Girls, “On [Gaudete Sundays], we wear pink” reference while you’re at it… 😂

[Brittney Stephan @BrittneyStephan]

@sesamestreet pioneering the way forward since 1969.

[Big Bird @BigBird]

I got the COVID-19 vaccine today! My wing is feeling a little sore, but it'll give my body an extra protective boost that keeps me and others healthy.

Ms. @EricaRHill even said I’ve been getting vaccines since I was a little bird. I had no idea!

[Brittney Stephan @BrittneyStephan]

@Babblin_Brooke It’s never too late to plan a party. #LifeMotto

[Dan Rather @DanRather]

Who’s going to tell her?

[Brittney Stephan @BrittneyStephan]

@SpookyLacie Sister Act and Mamma Mia! 😆

[Brittney Stephan @BrittneyStephan]

@MorningBrew Without a doubt, it’s Al’s Deli in Evanston, IL!

[Carlos A. Rodríguez @CarlosHappyNPO]

“A multiracial church which never confronts white supremacy is a white church.”

~ @davidswanson