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(she/her) #blm

[b @brittneyynh]

either one of you know where the smithsonian is? im here to pick up a fossil.

[Dripped Out Trade Unionists @UnionDrip]

YOU'RE GOING TO HE HE HELL

[b @brittneyynh]

@FDSportsbook M
Mmm

[Blue 🏳️‍⚧️ @bluefolf]

This, especially this year ⬇️‼️

[The Jobfather ® 🇯🇲🇨🇦🇬🇧 @TheJobfather__]

This might be the most evil use of social media ive ever seen

[I Smoked Lindsey Graham @BlackKnight10k]

Trump has only been in office for 3 days and his mass deportation plot is already a shitshow after ICE accidently detained a U.S. *MILITARY VETERAN* in *NEW JERSEY*

He's already rounding up Americans. Congratulations morons.

[kurtis conner @kurtisconner]

any theatre is a drive-in theatre if you’re drunk enough

[goblin ells @elliepeek]

stop glamorizing “the grind” and start glamorizing whatever this is

[lea chin-sang @bigfatmoosepssy]

Pete Davidson has the option to do the funniest thing possible

[b @brittneyynh]

@MikeJonesSez pigs are at least 500% smarter than any cop

[b @brittneyynh]

skywalker men have me in a chokehold

[b @brittneyynh]

all i do is drink alcohol and miss my cat

[b @brittneyynh]

you know you’re mentally ill when you start sleeping a lot so you don’t have to be awake and conscious

[b @brittneyynh]

in my defense get the fuck out of my way

[b @brittneyynh]

my toxic trait is that if i spend 1 second over 15 minutes of grocery shopping i get so annoyed that i start “accidentally” hitting people with my cart

[b @brittneyynh]

do you think my roommates would be upset if i got a pet raccoon