Brittni

a secret life is a happy life

[Brittni @brittniduke13]

So far one of my most favorite adult activities includes getting wine drunk by myself and spending hours on Twitter

[Brittni @brittniduke13]

Why do people think it’s cool to be an asshole? #askingforafriend

[Brittni @brittniduke13]

How and why are people drinking olipop at its price

[Brittni @brittniduke13]

Hello Twitter nice to see you again

[Ashlynne Gross @Ashlynne_Gross]

One minute you’re young and listening to Broccoli at a house party with a backpack full of booze, the next you’re excited about a new vacuum.

[puff @rishipuff]

abolish the five day work week please i need to do my dishes

[holistic mami✨ @LeArielleSimone]

i love quiet mornings, a quiet home, a quiet car ride. it’s so much on my mind and my heart that silence keeps me centered. keeps me grounded.

[Brittni @brittniduke13]

wine drunk is the best drunk. makes u horny & intellectual. a lust-filled academic

[brennan @BrennanCaldwell]

we need a 3 day weekend:
1 for errands
1 for social activities
1 for staying in bed like we’ve got some Victorian wasting disease

[Shane Claiborne @ShaneClaiborne]

There are 120,000 US children waiting for an adoptive family. There are over 3,500 in Texas alone. The average wait for a child in foster care to be adopted is 3 years.

Imagine if every pro-life Christian cared as much about life after birth as life before birth.

[mamamoo @thelovelyMC]

You gotta start romanticizing your life. You gotta start believing that your morning commute is fun, that every cup of coffee is the best you’ve ever had, & that even the smallest & most mundane things are exciting & new💛

[taylor @__tayllorrrr]

Proof of vaccination status in order to work in the healthcare field and/or go to school is literally nothing new

[Shannon Dingle, M.A.Ed. @ShannonDingle]

My sons missed a day of kindergarten because they were missing a vaccination & couldn’t return without proof of it. I took them to the pediatrician, they got the missing shot, & they went back to school the next day.

This was in 2014.

Proof of vaccination isn’t new.

[UberFacts @UberFacts]

Movie theater popcorn costs more than filet mignon per ounce in the U.S.

[Yiannis Cove @ycove]

JLo and Ben Affleck are back together, Lindsay Lohan is starring in a new movie, and I'm living in my parents house. Hello 2004

[Archive: Governor Andrew Cuomo @NYGovCuomo]

Vaccination Update:

63.5% of adult New Yorkers have received at least one vaccine dose and 54.7% have completed their vaccine series.

-97,778 doses were administered over past 24 hours
-18,377,799 doses administered to date

[Katelyn Burns @transscribe]

Isn’t it possible that there’s a labor shortage because many of the 600k people who died from Covid were restaurant workers?

[L’ igma @lmtd_2]

Tik Tok doesn’t have to be that funny... not for that many hours... send help

[L’ igma @lmtd_2]

I didn’t want to wake up to what I just saw outside🥲