Brittny Celeste

[Rebecca @rebeccawwrites]

wrote a story when i was 7 about a man with no skin throwing a fetus into a fire - and instead of my parents sectioning me - i was encouraged to write horror stories, which is now my paid, full time job.

[Cured Catfish Claudia @Nomaswazi_11]

I always go back to the clip that says “a good man is an average woman” and I agree cos WTF is this??? He’s taking care of HIS child. It’s just called parenthood 😭😭✋🏽✋🏽✋🏽

[Wholesome Dominican @morodeguandul]

AND since I will be part of your Cabinet I will vouch for being able to pick different sizes for tops and bottoms & still paying the price of one!

[Tormund’s Wife @Ashleigh_3001]

Girls’ group chats are so cute and dainty, boys’ groups chats are just full of degeneracy and vileness

[Mufasa007 @Mufasa0062]

Wife bought something on
FB Marketplace but she's afraid she'll get kidnapped so she sends me to pick it up from a guy who's wife sent him because she's afraid to get kidnapped.

[Bassie 𐚁 @BassieLastrassi]

Nonchalant men can go to hell.

[bug girl @buggirl]

when u hold ur hand out for a little cat and they aggressively squish their face into it

[Drebae @Drebae_]

Just stalked my own instagram archive & forgot I lived all those eras 😭😭😭 Miss you sis. You had so much fun.

[Unako🇿🇦🇧🇪🇳🇴🇪🇸 @Tay_city]

Footballers when their teammate scores a goal.

[rina @urrrinal]

just came back from my walk and i was right bout everything

[T*nner @mulhlland_drive]

Just finished the book i got in january to kick off my “read more in 2025” resolution

[Emily Bryant @EmilyBryant4]

My grandpa used to make me smoke black n milds to keep the mosquitos away

[s ˚ ❀ *·ꕤ @shelseagoheen]

men are so stupid

[bigchains @_ohemaa]

found out i was pregnant so i took a mirror selfie

[juls @liljulsie]

the entire audience is better than me bc i would’ve been sitting there tonight in a pink nirvana sweatshirt and braids #dwts #dwts34