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[Bammy @ayobamiamisu]

-I whisper “The fuck” to myself at least 25 times a day😂

[brittny✌️ @brittnyyy_]

Does anyone actually work at @Etsy who can ACTUALLY help me?!? Or is it all just bots??????

[brittny✌️ @brittnyyy_]

@Apple PLEASE tell me I am not going to have to keep getting my iPhone battery replaced. I just had it done last week and my phone is already messed up and not charging, turning on and off by itself. I have done all the things, I am an Apple girlie to my core but this is not good

[Kali @102YLA]

I’m a very difficult woman and i intend on becoming even more difficult

[Bummer T. Vibes, Esq @VibesBummer]

When I’m eating shared nachos I’m always thinking 3 nacho moves ahead of my opponent.

[N’wa Mucanyi 🫶🏾 @KhananiShingan1]

My daddy issues are that my father is so amazing I had to learn the hard way that men are actually horrible people in real life.😭🤞

[Rob. @Robfrfr]

They out here charging $20 for 8 wings. I don’t give a fuck about no aliens right now

[𝗠𝘂𝗵𝗲𝗲 ♛ @muheediva01]

and for the lady, perhaps a deep cleaned house, cancelled plans, a new series to watch, and zero human interaction?

[𝐘𝐯𝐞𝐬 @thenayvuiiiton]

I believe all women lose sexual interest if you disappoint them emotionally.

[` @ymmayerr]

My greatest adult disappointment was discovering that bad people get away with everything.

[masha @masha_slp]

Unfortunately I do enjoy being ruder to someone who was rude to me first

[eevie @0xeevie]

Opening this app is like lighting a cigarette

[Yves ౨ৎ @yvessirae]

A man who cooks, cleans, and washes the dishes is just a functional adult, not a special being.

[𝒵𝒾𝓀✯ @_Gottalovezik]

POV: you realize in the middle of driving you haven't been paying attention and start wondering how you're still alive

[☔ @Whotfismick]

When you realize you grew up in best era to be kid and worst era to be adult

[miia @miiagarro]

my greatest adult disappointment was discovering that bad people get away with everything

[Nicki 🫧🪷 @nickimoraa]

Men will say "not all men" until their gf has a male friend and it's suddenly "i know how all men think."