☆ brittany ☆

Miami University

[pat regan @poregan]

you can't do work before lunch bc you are wondering what is for lunch. Cant do work after lunch bc full from lunch. then there is a 20 min period in which to do work. then it becomes end of day and u get a sort of senioritis on the micro level

[caitie delaney @caitiedelaney]

Just finding out I apparently have a job and it starts back up tomorrow. This is fucked up if I’m honest

[Gail Walden @GailWalden6]

Please do not pay attention to me when I am making a mistake

[Deena Shanker @deenashanker]

“After my peanut butter and jelly, I’m going to keep crying,” the three-year old informed me.

[Bob @tweetsbybob_]

Me at a restaurant acting like I didn’t google the menu 4 days ago

[Bird @BirdExecutive]

Me when my dog is laying in a cute position

[NAUGHTY STORIES @_NaughtyStories]

get in loser we're healing n loving ourselves

[prance @bocxtop]

if i ever age so poorly i start to look like prince phillip don’t keep me alive cuz what the fuck is that

[Kathleen @kathleenkatkath]

Losing my debit card in a bar is so close I can taste it

[cybr amir @cybramir]

me after any minor inconvenience:

[zou bisou bisou where are you @lilgrapefruits]

doing a reverse lent where i pick a new vice to get hooked on for the next 40 days. taking suggestions