B

less is more

[B @britttanybeee]

And then sometimes you just get a dolly of puppies at work 😭

[B @britttanybeee]

HAPPINESS IS AN INSIDE JOB

[B @britttanybeee]

*gets alexa* *now gets mad at every appliance that won’t turn from my voice* #FirstWorldProblems

[B @britttanybeee]

First thing of the morning of 2020: my dog locks me out of the house with no jacket or bra and I climb though my 2nd story window with the help of my neighbors ladder

[B @britttanybeee]

“Staaaay safe driving!” #kaylasphonecalls

[B @britttanybeee]

Shit Kayla says at the end of her phone calls nervously at work:”stay warm, enjoy your dinner tonight!”

[B @britttanybeee]

Alright 2020 is the year I won’t procrastinate my Christmas shopping #dreadingtomorrow #notagoodshopper #onlineftw

[B @britttanybeee]

My big spoon 😘 https://t.co/mj2ZAlWetb

[B @britttanybeee]

I woke up, made breakfast and took a nap 😳

[B @britttanybeee]

@notorious_nicki Would you rather go to the dmv?

[B @britttanybeee]

My mom donated her eggs in the 90s and this year I found out I have four more sisters and another brother 😂 so far

[Prof @Profgampo]

First day of class. Kinda nervous.

I'm going #BackToSchool in Kansas City in 2 WEEKS
at @riotroom https://t.co/I5ZaNy6S2f

[Prof @Profgampo]

If trumps bitch ass were somehow associated w me or any of my crew, everyone would know he’s a fuckin idiot narcissistic clown

It would be obvious to anyone w a pulse

Dude couldn’t lead a pack of golden retrievers

Embarrassing as fuck to be an American w him fartin around

[Prof @Profgampo]

Who decides which oils are essential and which aren’t?!?

[B @britttanybeee]

Life is funny

[B @britttanybeee]

My mother-in-law gave me a blanket this past year. She said whatever you’re going through this blanket is me giving you a hug. This goddamn blanket has gotten me through some shit. I love you Paula ♥️

[B @britttanybeee]

I’ve had my cat for 7 years. I’ve been doing 1 month of veterinary assistance now AND I NEED TO TRIM HER NAILS #satisfaction (btw they’re not bad, since ever, just wanna)

[B @britttanybeee]

About those Walmart shoes

[B @britttanybeee]

@summersexx @rikkileegrand Sales

[B @britttanybeee]

@michaelvanswear I wish there was an angry button