Brittney Thomas

looking for a doctor to turn me into Bella Hadid.

[Brittney Thomas @brittthomass]

Vacation friends are the best friends. Know each other for 2 days never to see one another again but the constant support love from afar are unending.

[Brittney Thomas @brittthomass]

@curliesgalore The locals are top notch there. Seriously the best people I’ve met in my life. I’ve never felt more comfortable on vacation than when we went to the Bahamas.

[Brittney Thomas @brittthomass]

@notjacobhaha I fucking stalked this guy after your tweet last week. He also looks 12 years old, miserable, and looking for loads of stranger attention.

[retro @CourtneeHendrix]

Teachers soon as they get home from school

[Ryne Bailey @ryanbailey25]

Wait why was Pete in bed with Kim? Shouldn’t she be getting her ass up and WERKING

[Brittney Thomas @brittthomass]

@austinskinner On the way to check that out….

[troythedesigner 🦂 @troythedesigner]

idk if I got 47 days left in me

[Brittney Thomas @brittthomass]

@austinskinner 1-800-330-8004?

[Brittney Thomas @brittthomass]

All I want for Christmas is for Khloe to find a man that’s gonna do right by her.

[cryptic incognito @CrypticNoHoes]

Top 5 caption of all time

[Brittney Thomas @brittthomass]

Paying someone to wrap your gifts 12/10 recommended.

[Brittney Thomas @brittthomass]

I’m two songs into 30 and broken, already in just shambles.

[Brittney Thomas @brittthomass]

Yesterday I bought my toddler her first Christmas gift, please tell me why she already found it this morning??

[Brittney Thomas @brittthomass]

@curliesgalore Puts iPad on charger, 40 seconds later it turns on “look mommy it’s not dead anymore” rips it from charger 🙄

[Brittney Thomas @brittthomass]

Old women are the nicest savages. “Mija what in the world happened to your hair?” 🙄 it’s a messy bun ma’am. Sorry I’m having a bad hair day.