Britt Lyons

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[Britt Lyons @britttskki]

8am: starts work.
8:06am: sips coffee.
8:15am: being told I’m an idiot and to shut up.
8:16am: chugs coffee.

Fucking record time.
#csprobs

[Britt Lyons @britttskki]

You know the motivation is THERE when you make it to the gym for legs after working all day and getting your period all while it’s a million degrees outside...

[Britt Lyons @britttskki]

My old ass can’t handle doing kid activities. #waterslide #oof

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@xnicholemarie That’s what I always used to get there 😭😭

[Britt Lyons @britttskki]

The fireworks can stop anytime now.

[Britt Lyons @britttskki]

When you slice your finger open so deep you can see the bone...

[Britt Lyons @britttskki]

Don’t think for a second that I’m above sending your gf the DM’s you’ve been sending me. #comegetyourman

[Britt Lyons @britttskki]

@xnicholemarie WHY do men do this.

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@xnicholemarie

[Britt Lyons @britttskki]

@xnicholemarie Be there in 5

[Thoughts of Dog @dog_feelings]

if you start leaving the house again. who will be around to say. ohhh big stretch. every time i do a stretch

[Britt Lyons @britttskki]

It’s funny how 30 year old men with shit jobs (if one at all), have felons, don’t drive, send dick pics, don’t have custody or even see their own kids... think that I would give them the time of day is beyond me. #nofuckingthanks

[Hussy With The Good Hair.. @Mr_Anthony2you]

Date a man who doesn’t think you’re complaining when you’re trying to teach him your love language....

[Britt Lyons @britttskki]

@kelseygarvey_ @PlanetFitness Wow I had no idea and I used to go there for years! Weird lol

[Britt Lyons @britttskki]

Wtfff??? People are so insane

[FRIENDS @FriendsTV]

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[Britt Lyons @britttskki]

But like ???

[S T E P H @Stephaniekifner]

My bf went to pick up a friend from the protest bc cops were blocking their cars & this lady has the audacity....

[Britt Lyons @britttskki]

My neighbors have had Truffle Butter on repeat for an hour... perfect background music for my 9hr Zoom training 👍🏼

[Britt Lyons @britttskki]

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