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[brityyyy🌼 @brittttpm]

Waiting for @mattrife to post the giant selfie he took at Parx last week is worse than when you’re waiting on your friends to send you the pics they took while you were all out.🙄🙄🙄

[brityyyy🌼 @brittttpm]

Why is it 2023 and I still can’t remove myself from group chats. Make it make sense.

[brityyyy🌼 @brittttpm]

I can’t waiiiit for Reed’s class trip this year. I get to run around the aquarium with a group of four kids while 31 weeks pregnant.😂

[brityyyy🌼 @brittttpm]

Idk if it’s my age or just pregnancy but my patience for peoples bullshit and annoying attitudes has become less and less these last few months. 😅

[brityyyy🌼 @brittttpm]

Oooo I can’t wait for my babies to come downstairs to their Easter baskets this year 🐰

[brityyyy🌼 @brittttpm]

My heart just hurts. That’s all.

[brityyyy🌼 @brittttpm]

I can’t believe in really sending reed up the mountains for the weekend to ski. How is he this big????

[brityyyy🌼 @brittttpm]

When Taylor drops Speak Now (TV) I hope it’s a day Nora’s in daycare and I’m off so I can really enjoy it for hours.

[brityyyy🌼 @brittttpm]

In todays episode of why I’m selling my 8 year old to the highest bidder, he cried because he “doesn’t know how to button jeans”

[brityyyy🌼 @brittttpm]

One day I’m going to trade in my car and they’re going to ask me about my speakers being blown out and I’m going to have to tell that that it was out of my control, I simply can’t listen to Would’ve, Could’ve, Should’ve at a volume less than 99.

[brityyyy🌼 @brittttpm]

Zach and reed have time for one more ride tonight in Hollywood studios and Reed is choosing Mickey and Minnie’s railway instead of slinky dog dash. And THAT is why kids shouldn’t be able to make decisions.

[brityyyy🌼 @brittttpm]

I just entered to win Taylor Swift tickets! https://t.co/6nhJ3tkNcW

[brityyyy🌼 @brittttpm]

Yeah guys see, she truly doesn’t give a shit if you ‘wouldn’t watch her perform even if she was in your bathroom.’ Cause she’s too busy making bank.🤡

[The Eras Tour @tswifterastour]

🚨| Taylor Swift’s ‘The Eras Tour’ is currently projected for a massive total gross of $728 million which could eventually follow through to $1 Billion, which would make it the first tour EVER in history to gross $1 Billion!

[brityyyy🌼 @brittttpm]

My baby starts daycare on Monday and there’s a 0% chance I’m okay.

[brityyyy🌼 @brittttpm]

@WaltDisneyWorld is probably the most greedy company in the world. Shits disgusting mannnn

[Megan Plevy @mplevz]

when you're trying to get taylor swift tix but ticketmaster keeps crashing

[p @9753289p]

what is joe biden’s plan to unpause the ticketmaster queue for taylor swift’s eras tour

[sarah (Eras era!!) @thisismenotryin]

taylor swift walking onto stage with no one in the audience, because that ticketmaster queue never did move.

[Lauren @Laurparkerr]

If Chick Fil A was in charge of the Ticketmaster queue I would’ve had Taylor Swift tickets within MINUTES just saying

[brityyyy🌼 @brittttpm]

How the frick am I supposed to just sit around and wait for season 6 of handmaids tale??? Someone help sos