Brittany Donnellan

I'm just here so I don't get fined.

[Brittany Donnellan @britty1250]

Listening to my child whisper "beast mode" repeatedly to herself as she eats her mac and cheese.

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How's my favorite person today @tomhanks

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Annual reminder that @BowlingForSoup still slaps

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Good thing churches don't pay taxes so they can afford superbowl commercials

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@DisneyPlus PLEEEASE add the Very Merry Christmas Sing Along....it was my favorite Christmas "movie" as a kid and I can't keep watching the knockoff on YouTube with my kids 😅

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@PicturesFoIder Probably the bomb squad squad keeping us outside on the football field all day while we were all thoroughly searched and sniffed by dogs until we all were thoroughly sunburnt

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@Jazzysplash forgot the Alamo

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My sister gave me a weighted blanket for Christmas and I honestly have no idea how I ever managed sleep without it.

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I'm about to have a kindergartener and a first grader, and I am SHOOK

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Casually listening to the Hamilton soundtrack while driving the kids around and then dear theodosia sneaks up on me and now I'm sobbing in traffic

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@ThatWeekInSNL @GenerousChris

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Haven’t seen this many anchormen drop since Channel 4 News took on the Evening News Team in a San Diego alley.

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Using a crowded public restroom with 2 y/o twin boys:
One laughing maniacally, the other screaming in horror. Both yelling "MOMMY'S PENIS FELL OFF!"
#thisisfine

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Staying on theme for the day. The kids and I read a book about bullies and book about RBG (the only kids book we have about a judge and how courts work)
#TrumpArraignment

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I dropped Abby off at school today, gave her a hug, and watched her walk through the new weapons detection system. I started crying as I pulled away because I know as much as I love her school, she is not safe there.

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I legit have first cousins i have never even met.

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@FallonTonight @hanwaddingham @JYPETWICE @GenerousChris

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Well, my daughter dropped her first "y'all" in conversation. She is officially a southern child.

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I am that mom who packed my kids their own special treats so they wouldn't ingest a pound of red food dye at school today

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It is raining. I am potty training twins. 3 of my kids have pink eye. I have never wanted a week to end this badly.