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my whole personality is me being a paralegal who loves Diet Coke. & also hail state 🫡

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do u guys think Steve Irwin and harambe are best friends in heaven

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@DietCoke babes… I just bought a 24 pack of you that doesn’t expire until October… but they’re all flat :( fix it please bc @Walmart is not.

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It’s my birthday so im just gonna drop these here byeeee xoxoxoxox miss yall I promise I’ll come back to twitter 🫶🏼✨💕

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@DairyQueen BRING BACK THE DIRT PIE BLIZZARD

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Got a lot of good progress being made 🤩🥳

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Gonna start this thread to document the journey of renovating my dads house, just so my pictures and thoughts are in a central spot and don’t get lost in my photo album lol feel free to follow along, or don’t. This is for me 🤗🫶🏼🏡🥳

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Oh hey.

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@kirkjangel LMAO fair

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Sorry I forgot Twitter existed lol

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I genuinely cannot believe that we are the new adults. And parents.

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@Zaxbys quick question - why did y’all think a drive through only location is a good idea in Laurel MS? We hate it. Thanks.

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@AppleSupport y’all really annoy the shit out of me for not refunding a movie my fucking 18 month old accidentally paid for. 😐 may all of your kids purchase absurd amounts of things on your electronics that you can’t get refunded for. 🫶🏼

[Chadly @ChadsRcool]

Mike Tyson is almost 60 years old. He shouldn’t be fighting. He should be getting ready to run for president in 15 years.

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My exact series of emotions when I ask for Diet Coke and my server responds “is Pepsi ok?”

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Friendships are built on core values.

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My whole house can be a wreck but as long as my kitchen is clean I am at peace.

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Cannot imagine having the time & energy to be salty about family costumes….?

[goldie @mamasgoldenmilk]

It’s our favorite time of year again!! Halloween!

A time when influencer mommies make themselves the main characters of their family costumes👻

Can’t believe this is the 4th year I’m doing this 😂 an annual thread!!🎃

(As always tag me in anything you want featured!)

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Not that I don’t love seeing the girlies be hot for Halloween but I absolutely love this new trend of girls dressing in the most outrageous costumes ever

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@realmflynnJR @BrettFavre Weird. I’m seeing it from both sides.

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@wtfchance_ 😭😭 I am tore the fuck up. I’ve been doing that ugly cry that toddlers do 😩

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I hope all dogs really go to heaven. Love you forever Frankie the tank.