PSA: if you’re at the airport (or anywhere really) and you decide you’d rather stand instead of walk on a moving walkway, stand to ONE SIDE and don’t block it for the rest of us that want to go faster. Thought this was common sense but I’m learning it’s not. 🙄
Two questions I ask myself when I watch Food Network:
1. Why do people pronounce jalapeño as jalapeno?
2. Does anyone know how to say worcestershire? Because I sure don’t.
When it’s the first time this season that snow is sticking to the ground, you still decide to wear regular shoes and your dog is so excited that he pulls you over and you land on your hip wrong 🙄 I should know better by now hahaha, but ouch!
When your mom and your bf both text you to not forget your backpack at the airport bar because the last time you flew, you left your backpack with laptop and car keys at the airport bar. 😂
Took our car to the auto body shop today since the part we “needed” (according to insurance) came in. They took one look at our car, laughed, and got on the phone with insurance because it wasn’t the part we needed AT ALL. Now we see how long it takes to gets the ACTUAL parts in.
Took Bentley on his first walk tonight and one of our neighbors saw us while she was driving, threw her car in park blocking the parking garage and jumped out just to meet/pet him. 😭
Me jokingly: Younger siblings are the WORST.
My little sister, glaring at me: I’d say I’m pretty terrific!
My bf from across the room: You spelled “terrible” wrong.