ItsBrittanyBitch

Momma to my sweet baby Kyn•Future nurse• Proud supporter of the Bad Moms Club•Driver of the hot mess express on the daily•Fueled by caffeine, cuss words & sass•

[ItsBrittanyBitch @brittyylynn]

@sxrxhmxrxx Gotta watch for the sales! I just got their big 3 wick ones for $10 a couple weeks ago!

[ItsBrittanyBitch @brittyylynn]

My new dishwasher came today & I’m so impatient waiting for my fiancé to get home to install it that I may just teach myself on YouTube 😂🤦🏼‍♀️💁🏼‍♀️

[ItsBrittanyBitch @brittyylynn]

Going through my 8 week olds clothes and having to pack a lot of her newborn sized clothes away. Such a bittersweet momma moment 😭

[ItsBrittanyBitch @brittyylynn]

If anyone ever tries to tell you that “pregnancy brain” goes away after you have the baby, they’re full of shit. It just turns into sleep deprived mom brain & makes you forget your older kids lunch in the oven & almost burning it to a crisp 🤦🏼‍♀️🤦🏼‍♀️ #everythingisawesome

[ItsBrittanyBitch @brittyylynn]

What a mother fucking day.

[ItsBrittanyBitch @brittyylynn]

One week ago it’s was -30° to -40°.
Today it’s 46° and I have my windows open.
So strange.

[ItsBrittanyBitch @brittyylynn]

Just came to the realization that this baby will be here in roughly 16 weeks. Saying that out loud makes me realize just how much I have to do 😅

[ItsBrittanyBitch @brittyylynn]

I was totally a “Karen” today when trying to obtain a document I needed. Finally after 90 minutes and 3 supervisors, I received it within 15 minutes. Why was this so difficult 🙃🙃🙃

[ItsBrittanyBitch @brittyylynn]

Why do credit card companies make it so damn difficult to get a balance letter? It should not be this hard.

[ItsBrittanyBitch @brittyylynn]

If you would have told me a year ago that I’d be starting the process of buying a house, be engaged, have a baby on the way, and a much better job- I would have laughed in your face. Life has a funny way of giving you what you need exactly when you need it.

[ItsBrittanyBitch @brittyylynn]

Between April & now, I have paid off over $4000 of debt. Let me tell you- it’s the greatest feeling ever.

[ItsBrittanyBitch @brittyylynn]

Anyone else look back at their Amazon order history and realize they’ve gone completely overboard for Christmas this year? OOOOPS 🤷🏼‍♀️🤦🏼‍♀️

[ItsBrittanyBitch @brittyylynn]

What’s the secret to being a good employee while working from home, while also being a teacher and a good parents all at the same time?! And your house not looking like a tornado went thru it?

Because I am riding the struggle bus HARD trying to be 100% at all of them.

[ItsBrittanyBitch @brittyylynn]

Every single time

[ItsBrittanyBitch @brittyylynn]

👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

[ItsBrittanyBitch @brittyylynn]

2020 has been such a crazy mix of emotions. Even with all the negatives in the world right now, there have been so many positives in our lives personally, and for that I am thankful. But the rest of 2020- can kiss my fucking ass.

[ItsBrittanyBitch @brittyylynn]

I’m over COVID.
I’m over virtual learning while working from home.
I’m over virtual learning in general.
I’m over quarantining when there’s been an exposure.
I’m over the hatred of other people about things that are beyond their control.
As with everyone else I’m over 2020 BUT

[ItsBrittanyBitch @brittyylynn]

How to return to school fully and in a safe manner.
I’m thankful my kiddos LOVE school, whether in be in person or virtual.
I’m thankful for our families during these weird times.
I’m thankful for everyone working on the frontlines.

[ItsBrittanyBitch @brittyylynn]

I will preach this til the day I die. If someone in your life is TOXIC & doesn’t have a positive presence in your life even if they’re”family”, cut them off. Family comes in many different shapes&sizes, but toxicity is NEVER one of them.

[p a r i s 🧸🤎 @hbkpay1]

I hate when I hear "but that's still yo family" .. look I don't give a damn 😂