🦦 brittany

if you know me irl no you don’t

[🦦 brittany @britughny]

@womenpostingws ykw this made me get up and take meds for my cramps, thank you

[🦦 brittany @britughny]

@gabethetwink @notgwendalupe assless chaps 🤝 crotchless dresses

[🦦 brittany @britughny]

well. yesterday marked 9 years of me working at my job and I just got my last paycheck from there. new job starts Monday. goodbye for now, retail, you kicked my ass these last few years but you sure taught me a lot.

[🦦 brittany @britughny]

@thunderxstorm07 @ItsKennyAgain alright I’m invested but I gotta know what was said before I decide

[Alex George Pickering @AlexGPickering]

Indeed.

[🦦 brittany @britughny]

@cxrpool yeah he talks about ONLY this and nothing else for 48 minutes it’s crazy.

[🦦 brittany @britughny]

@thebadbucket I would too he probably wanted to see if you had more

[🦦 brittany @britughny]

@shayneschain @smosh @SmoshGames HAHA I love this and agree wholeheartedly EXCEPT… I would rotate Amanda, Angela, and Trevor, as Rachel, Brittany, and Marley respectively. 🫣 also maybe Anthony as Schue LMAO

[🦦 brittany @britughny]

dr: in the past month have you had suicidal thoughts or wished you wouldn’t wake up in the morning?
me:
dr: :)
me: …promise you won’t be mad

[🦦 brittany @britughny]

@myfavpizzaplce remember watching this and thinking “wow what a comfortable friendship 😃👍”

[🦦 brittany @britughny]

fr what are they doing down there

[🦦 brittany @britughny]

happy 3pm time for my neighbors to set off their fire alarm

[one dozen rats at a keyboard @PanasonicDX4500]

with the highest of compliments this vintage era jackass b-roll. tight 90 seconds of ryan dunn wearing a pair of goggles and saying “this is the reverse william tell” before showing bam and knoxville hurling honeycrisps full speed at his head.

[🦦 brittany @britughny]

when my store can’t function without me: omg I need to be there all the time have I taught you nothing
when my store does well when I’m off: well fuck you guys you don’t need me anyway!!!

[🦦 brittany @britughny]

@charolinearts these are so magical 😭💗