Brittany Linder

im brittany - mother of two kids :)

[💜216TEMPTATION 💜 @216Temptation]

Sexually frustrated

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I’m not even mad about not winning any of the smaller $99 jackpots - because I’m saving my luck for this coverall for $1,000

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Also , some good sex would be nice . It’s been too long 😩 lol

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What I really need is to hit a decent payout at the casino , my van to be fixed & a vacation to Florida just me & the kiddos . #dreaming #whatineed

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Rock on with your bad self , little man!!

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I couldn’t keep a straight face , even though he was doing it to spite me - he took off that pull-up and shook that booty like no one was watching .

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Blake is really pushing my buttons tonight- I said it’s bed time , lay down & he gets a smirk on his face and pulls off his pull up and starts shaking his little butt .

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So in case you guys were wondering - my thumb is still completely numb ; this cannot be normal

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And it’s so windy out - I can hear the wind blow through the closed window

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I really cannot feel my thumb

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So Blake locked himself in the bedroom before he took his nap - & I’m not too entirely sure he knows how to unlock it. I guess we’ll find out when he wakes up

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I need to sleep for a solid 12 hours - how come my children hate sleep ?

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Completed the whole divorce packet / paperwork- all that’s left to do is file it and serve him . #itsalmostgoodbye

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My hand is completely numb still from writing so much.

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Okay Blake - you’ve been up since 5:30 am & it’s definitely showing through your attitude. Take a nap already!! I know you’re tired!!

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1-800-273-8255

If you or someone you know is feeling depressed , please reach out for help . Shoot , even message me - I’ll talk to you ! Suicide is never the answer , it will always always always get better . I wouldn’t wish that upon anyone’s family to go through that .

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I am probably the most embarrassing person ever

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So I ran out of gas a couple days ago .. and a dude stopped talking help- at the end of it he asks me for my number and if I’d like to go out sometime. Everything happens for a reason?! #datetonight

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I am a firm believer in everything happens for a reason .. thank you god for letting me run out of gas yesterday 😍😘

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@ChelseaHouska where do you get your waist trainers?!