Bri

Find me in dive bars all over the world.

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Shazam but instead it’s “what’s that smell and where is it coming from?”

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I’m going to make Ilya’s phone call my ringtone.

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For some reason, I’m finding this novel IMPOSSIBLE to read. Should I stick it out or just watch the show and throw this in the river?

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@druidDUDE Have you seen “The Birdcage?”

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@scottbeaudin I needed to read this ❤️

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Gay culture is trying to estimate a man’s height relative to his bathroom vanity.

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@dontdoitadam Happy birthday!!

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The hotel guests who need ice at 5am are more important than the guests next to the ice machine.

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@scottbeaudin One of my favourite movies! No one knows about it!!

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Well in true “my life” fashion…. The day after I tweet this…boom. ✅

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I’ve unlocked a new level of social anxiety: I’m occasionally the only
unverified friend in the group. But there is something very punk rock about that…

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@conmar17 👀

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@conmar17 The economy.

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Re-normalize actual printed programs for theatre.

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Person writing a musical: There will be ten high energy, exciting dance numbers!
Person 2: Spread out evenly over both acts?
Pearson writing a musical: …
Person 2: …?
Person writing a musical: Act. One. Only.

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I haven’t watched White Lotus or Last of Us yet. I guess I’m straight now??

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@coltonccurtis @MileyCyrus She came in like a f*cking wrecking ball.

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@conmar17 Clearly

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@conmar17 30 Rock: Season 6, Episode 6.

[rattie @ratxgurl]

Every time original hardwood floors are replaced by gray plank vinyl a year is taken from my life