Brian Weissman

A ghost in the machine.

[Brian Weissman @briwei]

@aus_hater @ChaosPixieMagic @CatieOsaurus If it was planned, he would have done it while the cameras were on that part of the stage. They had to cut back over when it happened.

And of course they didn’t break. They are professionals and know what happens if Elmo stops being Elmo and kids are watching.

[Brian Weissman @briwei]

@carcrashsaint @ChaosPixieMagic @CatieOsaurus I’m an old Jewish guy familiar with puppetry & entertainment. She’s right, this was a bad look for Larry. Has nothing to do with being Jewish and everything to do with him not respecting bodily autonomy. Should I knee jerk and accuse you of misogyny cuz Kaitlin is female?

[Brian Weissman @briwei]

@sarahigdon @PeterHotez Ah yes, that paragon of factual information Ari Hoffman. This is clearly well-supported Journalism. You should be proud.

[Brian Weissman @briwei]

@Metzbox @MaxAction007 @AlexTheKid1972 @PeterHotez It reduces severity, dumbass. It improves the odds of survival when we come into contact with selfish pricks like yourself who don’t care about the impact of your choices.

[Brian Weissman @briwei]

@NadeaneFaye @ted_shoe @SuzieBRN13 @EdKrassen It’s funny how nasty people can be when you try to take aware their ability to use religion to control others. #theocracy #ReligiousBigot

[Brian Weissman @briwei]

@ChristineBrejc1 @ted_shoe @SuzieBRN13 @EdKrassen You want “the Lord” to dictate your laws, go live in a theocracy. As a woman, I’m sure you’d fare super well.

[Brian Weissman @briwei]

@Bob_Lyons @laralogan Spoken like an old, mediocre white man.

[Brian Weissman @briwei]

It's my #Twitterversary! I have been on Twitter for 16 years, since 21 May 2007 (via @twi_age).

[Brian Weissman @briwei]

@DanBlass1 @Schwartzesque Sounds like you’re a dumbass.

[Brian Weissman @briwei]

@alexpigeon @nowlege1 Spoken like the piece of shot that you are,

[Brian Weissman @briwei]

@SenRickScott @JoeBiden Go to hell you opportunistic, lying, treasonous shitbag.

[Brian Weissman @briwei]

Hey @Bertuccis corporate, stop screwing your stores. Staff are dealing with problems you’ve created and we know it’s YOUR fault, not the people who keep these stores running. Dining and ordering out is only worthwhile when the customer experience is good.

[Brian Weissman @briwei]

@xpxhxoxexnxixx @tracywelch007 @fitandspicy @JoJoFromJerz You are a condescending sack of crap, aren’t you?

[Brian Weissman @briwei]

@dezzyash151 @psycollegy101 @BeeNothingBee @shoe0nhead My mind is fine. Yours is a mess if you think this poorly designed ad campaign is even remotely similar to Ye and his bullshit.

[Brian Weissman @briwei]

Thanks Kate Hardly for spending 333 minutes with me in 2022. I couldn’t stop listening to Everything I Need. #SpotifyWrapped https://t.co/3bAbolJxbM

[Brian Weissman @briwei]

@tedcruz That’s because those people last year didn’t die from the the flu you lying piece of shit.

[Brian Weissman @briwei]

@TracyArtym @h2ksmang2 @tedcruz And calling the President “Brandon” makes you look like a genius? 😂😂😂

[Brian Weissman @briwei]

@psycollegy101 @BeeNothingBee @shoe0nhead You’re right. This subliminal message that we can’t decide whether it is evidence of peon or commentary on porn is the same as a Holocaust denying bigot facing consequences for showing who he really is. Identical.

[Brian Weissman @briwei]

@RussianDissinfo @scotbutl @Rickie99_ @JoJoFromJerz Oh, totally lying and a colossal shitbag. Not knowing how to use data and using it to misinform is absolutely lying. Try being less of a human dumpster fire.

[Brian Weissman @briwei]

@MissInfoMatron @Ihnatko How to jump to a faulty conclusion, by Little Miss Information. All those conspiracy theories have you great at framing your delusions.