chobani papi

God is my savior, my husband is my king; and my body? It’s sinful.

[Chunky Drunky @hunterpork]

Me trying to be helpful at work despite being new

[pris @pwiscila]

So I argue, you yell, but you take me back

[broiled @broiledcrawfish]

when we drive in your car im your baby

[tamra judgy eyes @tamrajudgyeyes]

Summer house drama as a housewives fan

[chobani papi @brndndvs]

HR at new job just informed me i can't use any vacation time until i'm 90 days in

[Romeo S (Reloaded) 🇩🇴🥇 @PaIIahAbdul]

Gay people either had to be tasteful or intelligent and now by and large they’re neither LMAO

[manuel @manwelllb_]

realizing I haven’t even met all of me yet

[chobani papi @brndndvs]

brought my great grandmother to a specialty rug store to buy a dozen japanese tatami mats where she questioned the authenticity of the mats and then fought with the old queen manager on duty

[machine yearning engineer @confusionm8trix]

highkey celibate and thin as a stick omg I need to live

[lungs @pleadedguilt]

The Phone be Disturbing Af

[chobani papi @brndndvs]

God hadn't punished me enough so he sent me to northern arizona

[pris @pwiscila]

Having to endure the difficult things in order to possess the trait of perseverance

[chobani papi @brndndvs]

sent a drunk DM last night so bad i had to block them

[chobani papi @brndndvs]

Happy halloween

[chobani papi @brndndvs]

my dental hygienist inflicting pain out of pure sadism at this point

[chobani papi @brndndvs]

Weekly occurrence of respawning in a tjmaxx

[chobani papi @brndndvs]

taking a morning walk in lincoln park still wearing last night's cropped mesh jersey

[chobani papi @brndndvs]

this actually being one of the saddest songs of all time https://t.co/bfpMDlna9c

[chobani papi @brndndvs]

won $5 on a $5 scratcher