brandon ®

@ this point who fckin knows lol

[brandon ® @brndnprshn]

if you’ve never truly lived by yourself… and I mean no roommates, no significant other… just you and all of your bills by yourself, please lower your voice when you speak to me lol

[brandon ® @brndnprshn]

my bad, just tryna get through some shit

*the shit I’m going through

**paying my own bills lmao

Tbh I’m so happy I was completely irresponsible with my money when I was younger bc if I didn’t have those memories I’d be actually depressed rn 💀😂

[brandon ® @brndnprshn]

“what do you call a self aware narcissist”
“a sociopath”
“damn, I’d rather stick with narcissist”
💀😂

[brandon ® @brndnprshn]

the streets are fr tryna grab me and pull me back in lmfao.. NOT today, maybe next week tho I’ll lyk

[brandon ® @brndnprshn]

“you changed” yeah my bad I’ve never had to financially take care of myself and I’m going thru it 😂💀😅

[brandon ® @brndnprshn]

“the road to hell was paved with good intentions” has more weight every single day lol miscommunication is a hell of a thing

[brandon ® @brndnprshn]

the fact that I popped up in NY just for the day to see my friends is wild lol #wishyouhadafriendlikeme

[brandon ® @brndnprshn]

love this

[Oscar Hoole @theoscarhoole]

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• Threatened to remove them from App Store
• Demanded 30% of all revenue
• Blocked their app updates

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[brandon ® @brndnprshn]

my mom works in the same building as the admin ppl for the magic and she’ll be telling me all these random basketball players that’ll show up as if I know any of them smh lol and I guarantee half of them she tells me about aren’t even their names 😂

[brandon ® @brndnprshn]

I swear people be hating on you for being the main character in your own life bc they’re an npc in theirs smh

[brandon ® @brndnprshn]

“well you don’t pay rent so of course you can get that car”
Actually I worked everything out to also be able to pay 2k a month in rent soon lmao I just make more $$ than u boo 💀😂

[brandon ® @brndnprshn]

i like how I started this year being unemployed which lasted pretty much the whole year, but I’m ending it on buying a tesla 😂 manifesting is real lmao

[brandon ® @brndnprshn]

say what u want about me but I definitely just bought a 60k car on my own lol
my parents: “doesn’t it feel good that you did that by yourself”
me: “I mean not really a raccoon could’ve bought it for me it would’ve been ok but it’s fine” 😂😫

[brandon ® @brndnprshn]

joined a cult yesterday 💀 reveal coming soon lmfaoo

[brandon ® @brndnprshn]

@victorialyn712 @Miranda_MM25 me late as usual reading these like

[brandon ® @brndnprshn]

always get what I want 😈✅

[brandon ® @brndnprshn]

too old to repair anything I didn’t break in the first place lol

[brandon ® @brndnprshn]

it’s so wild bc you could have all literally of your dreams and fantasies come true, but then you’re like.. ok what’s next… 😂💀