x.y.z.

[jarmansafr @jarmansafr]

Chudai 💦

[The Intellectualist @highbrow_nobrow]

The fatal flaw of the U.S. Constitution was its faith that Americans would choose moral leaders. It presumed that honor would outweigh shame and that norms would guard what laws didn't. This was a mistake.
https://t.co/h7GPVl6SqX

[✨HungryBaldAshbamaOssoff✨ @AshariExpresses]

Guys I have a confession to make…

[harris4potus @kdh4potus]

Scott: “I am often not the cook in the kitchen.”

Kamala: “Oh.”

Scott: “I’m also often not the cleaner in the kitchen.”

Kamala: “Oh.”

Scott: “Cause it’s, I’m not fast enough.”

Kamala: “Are you on purpose slow?” 😭

[lindsay 🙈🏳️‍🌈 @virtueemoir29]

"We really had this whole conversation with my team, 'Should we do excerpts?', and I was like, 'SHIT, remember the parable?!'"

THE WAY SHE CURSES SO CASUALLY IS GIVING ME LIFE PLS 😭😭

[x.y.z. @brndnx]

@MoeeHub As an offshoot of this situation, what are your thoughts on open relationships?

[Leddy @LeddyLLC]

If your body’s insulin resistant, it won’t burn fat... it’ll store it.

Most people don’t realize blood sugar habits can matter more than macros.

Here is 11 cheat codes to reset insulin and trigger fat-burning again🧵:

1. Walk after every meal.

[ceven @cevenservespuss]

The visible confusion on her face is frying me

[Max DeFacto @maxdefacto]

The gays are gonna come for me for saying this, but I don’t care. If you’re married and still sleeping with other men, you don’t have a marriage. “Open relationships” are just a way of saying you can’t fully commit yourself to loving someone.

[capt. saveahoe @GabbahGhoul]

@thecrystalenvy my time has come!!
i’ve been quoting it all weekend

[TheOriginalDoll @DieWithoutBrit]

Oh my god the main vocals of “Can’t
Make You Love Me” from Dolby Atmos!! Finally we can hear her prominently in the chorus! ♡

[TheOriginalDoll @DieWithoutBrit]

I think if this song was finished, it would’ve fit perfectly on a rom-com soundtrack! ♡

[Fan Account @breatheonmiley]

🚨 Scream & Shout's raw recording sessions have leaked, once again confirming Britney Spears sings the entire song.

She also recorded Tulisa’s original demo lyrics

[SETHY 🪐 @sethspov]

@DiscussingFilm please this is the funniest reaction

[Bradley Stern @MuuMuse]

The fear in her eyes. She knew she only had one chance.

[EnergyUp @EnergyUp_]

5 dumbbell exercises for huge pecs💪🏻

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[nina bonina banana fofana brown (FAN) @ninaosamabrown]

LMFAO well that settles it folks

[Bryan @PoliticPapi]

Need him I’m afraid

[katie ⊹˚.♡.𖥔 ݁ ˖ @katiethescammer]

this intro hello what is going on

[Roxxxy Andrews @RoxxxyAndrews]

It’s time to SOUND OFF DOLLS!!!!!!!! ARE U #teamroxxxy