brianne johnson

strategy director mid-spiral • past lives @tbwachiatla @gsp • michigan-made • ready & willing to use multiple exclamation points!! • 🏳️‍🌈

[brianne johnson @brnjohnson]

someone help my gf, she’s been on a @tacobell Big Cheez It bender all week long 😩

[shitposter emeritus (on sabbatical) @jazzghost_pm]

I've spent years working on this and it really comes down to this:

Any single tiny thing you can do to feel like you're helping build a better future is more productive than 10,000 hours of dread.

[brianne johnson @brnjohnson]

hear me out: a Rugrats Halloween episode titled, “Triplet Terror: Phil, Lil … 𝒶𝓃𝒹 𝒦𝒾𝓁𝓁”

[brianne johnson @brnjohnson]

in 1969, theodore roszak — who coined the term counterculture in his book, “the making of a counterculture”—warned us of the dangers of technocracy.

50+ years later, as we watch elon’s (and other tech billionaires’) meteoric influence over the american govt… it hits hard.

[brianne johnson @brnjohnson]

refusing to join Bluesky not because I love Twitter (lol no)

not because I think Twitter is still alive (RIP bestie)

but because if I could turn back time I would have never done any of this in the first place

[꩜ @laylology]

When I say "my team" I mean my therapist in Brooklyn, my psychic upstate, every Taurus born between April 19-28, my gynocologist downtown, and my parents' elderly chihuahua

[brianne johnson @brnjohnson]

@Space_PatriQt17 @nicky2some 🫡

[brianne johnson @brnjohnson]

@nickjonas Nick please

[brianne johnson @brnjohnson]

thankful for colors, choices, Chicago, cocktails with egg whites, puppy school, savings accounts, Sabrina Carpenter, friends, French fries, friction, philosophy, neighbors, dancing, sweat pants

[brianne johnson @brnjohnson]

was Lauren Duca a real person or just a fever dream from 2016

[brianne johnson @brnjohnson]

why didn’t anyone tell me that 90% of puppy training is just acting like a gd clown in public just to get my dog to look at me ❤️

[brianne johnson @brnjohnson]

@dialGG That dress is everything wow

[demi adejuyigbe @electrolemon]

i love everybody’s niche halloween costumes!! i love the specificity I love the creativity i love when you put a lot of time and effort into something that is quite literally just to make yourself laugh and i genuinely love when i don’t understand it and have to have it explained

[brianne johnson @brnjohnson]

I wanna start a genre of music, called gay pop

[Simon Sarris @simonsarris]

I think some of the birthrate decline can be attributed to two forces happening everywhere: increasing complexity, and decreasing hardship. Life is too complex and too 'good.' I'll try to explain

[frye @___frye]

the sixth love language is navigating bureaucracy for someone

[anu @anuatluru]

p.s. our addiction to social media is actually a compulsion to write

[Stephanie H. Murray @stephmurrayyyy]

As someone who very much does want a village and indeed has it (I currently have 4 neighborhood kids under 6 at my house joining us for dinner. Part of a baby swapping system I started in 2021), after having pretty painstakingly built it over years, I want to make two points...