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and it bless my soul --

[b @brnnnprd]

@realDonaldTrump haha we probably could have tho

[b @brnnnprd]

@MooreSenate tuesday's election is proof that God exists lmao

[b @brnnnprd]

@realDonaldTrump what

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@realDonaldTrump U bum

[b @brnnnprd]

>: 4 8 15

[b @brnnnprd]

apple watch tell me i drink too much coffee n send too many snapchats

[b @brnnnprd]

pulling shards of cracked glass off your iPhone screen is satisfying like when u a little kid and pulling your baby teeth out. 😐🔫

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bout to go see Star Wars and buy a huge popcorn just so i don't gotta cook anything

[b @brnnnprd]

u don't get drugs for cheaper just cause u suck at math

[Dak Prescott @dak]

"It's game day! RT if you're watching us play on #TNF tonight. #DallasCowboys https://t.co/nZAqk7LHGv".

[b @brnnnprd]

most people fine with being slaves, as long as there are other slaves that have it slightly worse than they do

[b @brnnnprd]

day has come

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and it bless my soul --

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I think I just witnessed someone attempting to live in a laundromat. good idea!

[b @brnnnprd]

the universe is coming for you. great things. wooow. people get ready!

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lt: rain expected and probable windmills on the horizon

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turnpike, patchwork countryside, misty morning hilltops: driving across PA today and pretty much stayed up all night cause I'm so excited

[b @brnnnprd]

- Are u gonna be ok to pick me up around 3?
- yeah bruh i'm just cocktailing

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you too can be successful like me and date an 8 grammy holding country recording artist

[b @brnnnprd]

lt: "what the fuck" in T9 texting. because i don't have a real keyboard and forgot to switch the input. what the fuck