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[Banana Brother's @bro101090]

@lazyvibes_ Lmao, now the question is, what excuse will they come up with next time to blame him?

[Banana Brother's @bro101090]

@mb222cfc Lmao, and they still managed to stay up

[Banana Brother's @bro101090]

Not related to CR7 because I never watched him in his prime, but Neymar's teammates are genuinely terrible. He had to develop and adapt around that bunch, and now that he can't take it anymore, he's just bringing his own friends over to play

[HSNA 🇦🇺 @buzzcitybridge]

This is washed, gambling addict, degenerate, slow, balding, mince-legged Neymar in 2025/26 with a belly who should be rolling around in a wheelchair, and he’s still a better playmaker than Cristiano Ronaldo ever was

[Banana Brother's @bro101090]

@Mibra1658 @neyholic He won 5 Ligue 1 titles. And he led PSG to their first ever Champions League final, there were matches where they were missing Di Maria and Verratti, and Mbappé wasn't starting. He won Best Player at the Copa América alongside Messi. But you hate him, so you'll just deny him

[Banana Brother's @bro101090]

@buzzcitybridge If it weren't for him, I wouldn't even watch this team

[Banana Brother's @bro101090]

@RBERASG @buzzcitybridge If he had just stayed in the final third, they wouldn't have even made it to the semifinals. Especially in the matches where Di Maria and Verratti were absent and Mbappé wasn't starting, he had to take on their responsibilities

[Banana Brother's @bro101090]

@F4F_B4B @slaywlrdsoldier @whynotboi1 He spent half the season in the hospital and only played the other half, the season he played the most was 22 matches. If he can still win an award playing like that, the award loses all its credibility

[Banana Brother's @bro101090]

@RhysCarefree @CFCDray out of all four seasons, he spent half time in the hospital. The season he played the most was 22 matches, excluding the 19/20 season which ended early due to Covid.

[Banana Brother's @bro101090]

@FCamongsus It's a pity they played in 2018, the year Neymar was injured and wasn't in his best form

[Banana Brother's @bro101090]

Sometimes I think he must have been fed up with the national team, but there was no one good enough to hand the responsibility over to. Now he can finally rest

[Abde78🇲🇦 @FCamongsus]

À chaque fois c'est la même Ney fait tout et l'équipe le lâche

[Banana Brother's @bro101090]

@victtorite @DiKzn001 He still looks fine

[Banana Brother's @bro101090]

Looks, a great sense of humor, multiple talents, solid acting skills (and I'm not talking about throwing tantrums), charisma, and body language. There's just too much going on, so the career has to suck to keep things balanced, lol

[Gemini♊️⚽️ @geminithestrika]

Neymar Jr was a footballer who had everything but discipline and luck.

—Underrated weak foot (genuinely two-footed.) I could argue he has a better weak foot than Cr7 ✅
—Insane football IQ. ✅
—Pace & power alongside ridiculous close control. ✅
—Set pieces & free kicks. ✅
—Spatial intelligence. ✅
—Improvisation (an incredible problem solver.) ✅
—Playmaking. ✅
—Dribbling. ✅
—Finishing. ✅

I genuinely don’t think there has ever been a footballer as naturally gifted, complete and talented as Neymar.

Not even the God of football, Lionel Messi.

[Banana Brother's @bro101090]

@Como_Jason07 @TouchlineX Injuries are what ruined him. In Paris, he was even crazier

[Banana Brother's @bro101090]

@Mibra1658 @neyholic Football is always an 11 player game. Ever since leaving Barca, Neymar has been constantly injured, and his team, I don't even want to talk about it. Even Messi had to wait a 16 years to win with his national team

[Banana Brother's @bro101090]

@RBERASG @buzzcitybridge Salah doesn't run all over the place, and he isn't in the top 3 forwards in the Champions League 18/19. Neymar runs all over the place and is in the top 3 forwards in the Champions League 19/20.

[Banana Brother's @bro101090]

@F4F_B4B @slaywlrdsoldier @whynotboi1 Neymar already won POTS in the 17/18 season. He even won the award playing only 20 games. At least don't make things up

[Banana Brother's @bro101090]

@whynotboi1 Next time, don't bring Neymar into this anymore. That guy played 20 games and won the UNFP award, while Hazard and Mbappé all played 29 games or more. Don't compare them to someone who spends half the season in the hospital

[Banana Brother's @bro101090]

@CFCDray @RhysCarefree I don't know if you're praising Neymar or what, he only played 20 games and still won the award, while Hazard and Mbappé had to play over 29 games. If neymar spends half the season in the hospital and still wins, this award is trash.

[Banana Brother's @bro101090]

Always thought that Doué is the player whose body language is closest to Neymar, but just the PSG version of Neymar

[gabriela @olisechucro]

neymar acho que vc esqueceu de assumir esse filho