Tom Alexander

Architect, father, husband

[Tom Alexander @bro3]

@jewelemoon Pls ans phone J

[Tom Alexander @bro3]

@jewelemoon. WHY? Or, rather, why not? I could have gone with you. I'm so pissed. All you had to do is ask for a little assist

[Tom Alexander @bro3]

@jewelemoon Dont read me, booger

[Tom Alexander @bro3]

With this woman when we first met. We still argue but now we know what's stupid

[Tom Alexander @bro3]

My new son, Daniel, is sleeping and so is his mother. They look so alike in coloring and features. To think I used to fight bitterly

[Tom Alexander @bro3]

@jewelemoon his mother has duty, thank God! I'm calling you..you could answer the phone, dip

[Tom Alexander @bro3]

@jewelemoon And you were, like, 5 if I remember!

[Tom Alexander @bro3]

@jewelemoon Happy Birthday, booger! Have a GREAT day. I love you!

[Tom Alexander @bro3]

@chrisengrvrgirl Hahaha! It's hilarious! He sent them to everyone!

[Tom Alexander @bro3]

@chrisengrvrgirl Hahaha! It's hilarious! He sent them to everyone!

[Tom Alexander @bro3]

@jewelemoon Yeah, what the hell???

[Tom Alexander @bro3]

My kids are carving pumkins with their mother today. Wish I could freeze this moment in time

[Tom Alexander @bro3]

Or, according to my kids, their mother did it.

[Tom Alexander @bro3]

The bathroom mirror" etc and NO ONE did it. My four children can look me in the eye and say that.

[Tom Alexander @bro3]

No one at my house ever "did it". I ask, who left the water on, who stuck gummy bears in the couch, who wrote "you suck" in toothpaste on

[Tom Alexander @bro3]

@kadellagroove thanks, son. Nice you're looking out for me and pointing this out to everyone

[Tom Alexander @bro3]

@kadellagroove this is payback, right?

[Tom Alexander @bro3]

@kadellagroove yeah, thanks to both of you.

[Tom Alexander @bro3]

How could I keep up with thousands of people? Dunno, I'll just stick with my band of seven. Gonna mow the lawn and try to look popular

[Tom Alexander @bro3]

My son said 7 is worse than none and gave me that look that says my old man is so hopeless. How do people get thousands of followers?