Jalego

IT Networking and Infrastructure Consultant

[Jalego @bro_metoo]

Keyword:" TikTok videos at night " 😂

[Degrata @Degrata254]

Why is it so hard for airtel to boost network coverage in the country? They give good Internet offers with no network. Their 5g router in our area can't even open tiktok videos at night 😭

[Jalego @bro_metoo]

@tabithalinzely5 Calling God's name in vain, hawezi shona iyo short vibaya ivo

[Jalego @bro_metoo]

A pandemic of rare earth metals loading and copper will be the first.

[Path of Men @PathOfMen_]

Zinc in the morning. Magnesium at night. Vitamin D with your first meal. Do it for 30 days and tell me your energy, your sleep and your mood didn't completely shift.

[Jalego @bro_metoo]

@SharonO44776 Post wa

[Jalego @bro_metoo]

The statement is as false as the translating app

[Yoko @Kibet_bull]

Nimeona boys fulani amenunua Tecno ya 36k na alikuwa na furaha sana. Samsung A04 ya 12k ni better than Tecno ya 36k.

[Jalego @bro_metoo]

@thoughtnjoki That's mine to admire

[Jalego @bro_metoo]

@Tutu_lips_ Shawarma tunadip kwa uji sio?

[Jalego @bro_metoo]

The difference between human economics and animal economics

[Matt Van Swol @mattvanswol]

Cute theory, let's play it out.

A monkey hoards a trillion bananas. The troop, enraged, beats him to death. They gather around the pile to feast at last.

But... oh wait, there is no pile.

It turns out the "bananas" were shares in a banana-launching company the dead monkey founded.

The shares were worth a trillion because he was alive to run it.

Now he is dead and the stock is worth $0.

The retarded monkeys have clubbed their way into a recession.

But it gets worse.

Half the "bananas" were tied up in a rocket that supplies bananas to monkeys on the far mountain who had no bananas at all.

Another chunk was tied up in a little satellite dish that beamed banana coordinates to the troop after a flood took out their trees.

So now they realized they beat to death the only monkey who knew how the dish worked.

So the monkeys sit there.

No bananas.
No rockets.
No coordinates to get more banananas.

Just a dead body and a powerful sense of fairness as they all now became infinitely poorer.

OH

And somewhere a smaller monkey watches the whole thing and quietly decides he will never build anything in front of these animals again.

[Jalego @bro_metoo]

@Cicy04 Sijui aje

[Jalego @bro_metoo]

What's the right question,F1: who are you wearing? Or ,F2: Dressed by who?

[Ummee @ummeek4]

Hey 👋

[Jalego @bro_metoo]

@polo_kimanii You sound like one of my client whom I designed a website, did some SEO and published his phone number and email address on the site. He once called complaining about receiving several irrelevant calls and emails. That's the tax you pay for marketing.

[Jalego @bro_metoo]

@onjolo_kenya You knew it was in dollars but shamba lazima ilimwe

[Jalego @bro_metoo]

@SharonO44776 Idhi lemo kanye

[Jalego @bro_metoo]

@LeeRussian Confusing

[Jalego @bro_metoo]

@steliana_O How was your experience

[Jalego @bro_metoo]

@Shanny_sz To who

[Jalego @bro_metoo]

@MsMiriti Someone posting about morning sex at 6am is someone who didn't get it

[Jalego @bro_metoo]

@_mbithee Huyu ni wa kuanika new hair style shida ni wrong audience

[Jalego @bro_metoo]

@La_Wangechi Are you referring to both genders or ladies only, something is not clear ?

[Jalego @bro_metoo]

@jumanuks Ong'er, nyi ndo mnafanya tunyimwe nyumba