A Cool Guy

Living the American Dream: I have a cool adult son, and I love my beautiful wife of 25 years - Icelandic singer Bjork.

[Paul Rust @paulrust]

In high school, we did "Jesus Christ Superstar" and I got in trouble for dancing too much during the whipping of Christ.

[A Cool Guy @bro_radley]

@__thevoid @badcono @ianmcgaunn yassssss

[A Cool Guy @bro_radley]

@egg_dog if that's a picture of your real living corpse I'm going to fucking hurl

[A Cool Guy @bro_radley]

Had a @Guayaki Yerba mate and now I feel like my skeleton can jump out of my body to play the trumpet in a brass band

[A Cool Guy @bro_radley]

@__thevoid it's in November on a Friday evening

[A Cool Guy @bro_radley]

@__thevoid Caspian is doing another show in Boston in November!

[A Cool Guy @bro_radley]

@allisonamandaxx to be honest you're probably going to be starving after that. Eat a cheese cube beforehand.

[A Cool Guy @bro_radley]

@allisonamandaxx tell her you'll eat breakfast after class an hour later

[A Cool Guy @bro_radley]

@allisonamandaxx oatmeal?

[A Cool Guy @bro_radley]

Did @egg_dog build this phone booth?

[A Cool Guy @bro_radley]

@egg_dog that was at the Vatican by the way

[A Cool Guy @bro_radley]

@egg_dog Why the European toilets so weird m8?

[A Cool Guy @bro_radley]

Bobby Flay has good knife skills, but I still hate him.

[A Cool Guy @bro_radley]

@egg_dog is that the Grinch's hand or a baby's dick

[A Cool Guy @bro_radley]

@allisonamandaxx this sounds like a weed reference

[A Cool Guy @bro_radley]

A homeless man tried to take my pizza, and then gave it back after he groped it and found out it was cold.

[A Cool Guy @bro_radley]

Heard @ZameshaDavids been fucking @souljaboy

[A Cool Guy @bro_radley]

All the trending hashtags sound British #Shakespeare400 #ObamaInUK #StGeorgesDay #ProudToBeEnglish #LondonMarathon #WeLoveImperialism

[A Cool Guy @bro_radley]

@__thevoid put this in the vagina monologues

[A Cool Guy @bro_radley]

@allisonamandaxx now it all makes sense and I feel better