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dude do you even KNOW about the Bermuda Triangle?

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Click the link in my bio

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Cum dumpster???

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I don’t know what the fuck German people sound like

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Twitter be BUSSIN BUSSIN yo!

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The texture🥰 the smell🔫

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UGH suck my tittiez

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My microwave speaks French

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I a small fairy to carry me around in their Fanny pack

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You know where the dough go? In the trees!

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Lightbulbs in my pussy😳

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Stoner eyes? More like loner eyes.

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The only things that scare me are paper cranes and beans

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Pinballs!

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I’ve got demons😈 in my past⬅️that no one can escape🏃‍♂️

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Anyone know how to get crunchy shoes?

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I wish I could taste 👃🏻

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Sometimes when I see slime I really want to eat it

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Meatball! Marinara! The most gender fluid of foods! Ahoy! Praise thee!

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This new generation with their gadgets and gizmos when I was their age I just died and got syphilis

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CRONCH ON ELECTRONICS

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I like my buns S O G G Y