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[broadwaydan @broadwaydan2]

@BBGreatMoments @grok Anything @grok

[broadwaydan @broadwaydan2]

@CTTCSports @jakemalasek CTTC sports really taking off! Keep crushing it!

[Virginia Football @UVAFootball]

HOOS WIN ANOTHER OT THRILLER

[broadwaydan @broadwaydan2]

YOOOO KNUCKLEHEADS WHATS GOING ON ITS BROADWAY DAN BABY!!!

[Team Trump (Text TRUMP to 88022) @TeamTrump]

3 DAYS TO DECIDE THE FATE OF AMERICA.

TODAY IS OUR FINAL FEC DEADLINE BEFORE ELECTION DAY.

If you can, will you stand with Trump and chip in $10 in the FINAL STRETCH SO WE MAKE SURE AMERICA VOTES FOR TRUMP!

#StandwithTrump

[broadwaydan @broadwaydan2]

ENOUGH ALREADY! YES. IT WAS ME. MOOKIE WAS REACHING FOR MY CRACKER JACKS! NOT TODAY PAL. TOMMY GOT ME A FOAM FINGER AND SAID IF IM GOOD HED EVEN TAKE ME FOR ICE CREAM AFTER THE GAME!!! BOY AM I EXCITED!

[broadwaydan @broadwaydan2]

BROADWAY DAN IS GOING BACK TO THE HOMELAND TOMORROW. 8:06 PM LIVE FROM YANKEE STADIUM. BUT WAIT! THERES MORE! TOMMY IS COMING. STAYING IN TIMES SQUARE. IS THE ICE SKATING RINK OPEN?!!! LETS GO YANKEES!!!!!!!

[broadwaydan @broadwaydan2]

BIG ANNOUNCEMENT COMING TODAY.

[broadwaydan @broadwaydan2]

THE NEWS YOUVE ALL BEEN WAITING FOR. BWD IS OPENING HIS VERY OWN HOOTAS FRANCHISE! THATS RIGHT FOLKS. AFTER TWO YEARS OF PAN HANDLING, STEALING COUNTERFEIT GOODS, AND SELLING MY BODY, I NOW RUN THE SHOW. WELCOME TO BWDS HOOOOOTAS! IM THE KING, BABY! KARAOKE EVERY TUESDAY.

[broadwaydan @broadwaydan2]

WHATS UP KNUCKLEHEADS! BIG ANNOUNCEMENT COMING SOON! VERY SOON! STAYED TUNED FOR MORE INFO FROM BROADWAY DAN AFTER THE BREAK! *QUE CICIS COMMERCIAL*

[Annalise Keating @Ariannnyy_]

Outside of football (which is a small percentage of what a university should care about) look at the alumni coming out of UVA v. Tech.

Day and night. Anyways, the solution here is simple, fire Tony Elliott.

[broadwaydan @broadwaydan2]

@TJmeredith90 fucking bullshit Florida

[Bad Sports Refs @BadSportsRefs]

Legit insane

[broadwaydan @broadwaydan2]

GOD DAMNIT IT TOOK ME MONTHS TO FIND THE TWITTER MACHINE!!! ELON KNOWS I STRUGGLE WITH ALPHABET, ESPECIALLY ‘X’! WHAT A PRANKSTER HE IS. ANYWAYS, IM BACK BABY. IM HERE TO SPREAD MY HOLIDAY CHEER AND IT ALL STARTS WITH A 12 PACK OF BREADED WINGYS FROM NONE OTHER THAN THE HOOTERS!

[broadwaydan @broadwaydan2]

IM BACK! BACK IN THE NEW YORK GROOVE!!!!!! WERE GOING TO PISS ON THE ASTROS!!! WHAT THE HELL IS AN ASTRO ANYWAY. I FAILED ASTRONOMY TWICE!!! MATH IS SO HARD :( OH WELL PERFECT EXCUSE TO HEAD TO THE BIG APPLE TO MOW DOWN PIES, SELL DISCOUNTED CIGARETTES AND WATCH THE YANKS!!!!!

[broadwaydan @broadwaydan2]

THATS IT. IVE DEFIED THE FUCKIN ODDS BRO. THEY SAID “BROADWAY, NO CHANCE YOU CAN BREAK 30 MOWIN DOWN PIES, SCRATCHING LOTTOS, RIPPIN DARTS AND SUCKIN DOWN COLD ONES!” WELL GUESS WHAT SUCKAS! IT DONT TAKE TEN YEARS OF MEDICAL SCHOOL TO KNOW IM INVINCIBLE. IM IN CHARGE!! #HBD #BWD

[Stuart Feiner @StuartFeiner]

14 YEARS OLD, GOT MY FIRST HANDJOB AT MY BROTHERS BAR MITZVAH. WHEN I CAME I ALMOST PASSED OUT. WHAT A MESS. MY MOMMY.

[broadwaydan @broadwaydan2]

BEST WEEK OF THE SEASON! BYE WEEK BABY! WE CANT LOSE! JETS BY A BILLION!

[broadwaydan @broadwaydan2]

FUCK IVE REALLY DONE IT THIS TIME. I WENT FROM A FUND MANAGER TO A FUN MANAGER. YOU GUESSED IT RIGHT, FOLKS! STEP RIGHT UP AND EXPERIENCE THE INCREDIBLE, THE AMAZING, THE ONLY GUY TO SHOVE 15 RAVIOLLIS IN HIS GULLET WITHIN A TEN MINUTE TIMESPAN....BROADWAY THE CLOWN!!!!!