🏴‍☠️ princess of ice cream 🍦

she/they. librarian. chaotic good. i mostly tweet about my pets and d&d.

[🏴‍☠️ princess of ice cream 🍦 @broadwaypants]

"After that I shall have another sleep, I think." Frodo Baggins gets me on a spiritual level.

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[🏴‍☠️ princess of ice cream 🍦 @broadwaypants]

i know we’re not playing pandemic bingo anymore but “former teacher protests your job” feels like a square that would have been on it and yes this has indeed happened to me.

[🏴‍☠️ princess of ice cream 🍦 @broadwaypants]

i would like to go to sleep for two weeks and wake up to find that everything causing me stress has been fixed for me. my poor brain can’t handle anything else right now and i just need a break 😖

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she’s beautiful 💜

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yes i came back to twitter just to complain that i can’t play the dlc of my favorite video game. so what

[🏴‍☠️ princess of ice cream 🍦 @broadwaypants]

horizon zero dawn is my favorite video game. forbidden west comes in a close second. i’ve played both multiple times, in full.

i don’t love them enough to buy a ps5, repurchase the game on that new system, and buy the dlc so i can play the “complete” game. super disappointed.

[🏴‍☠️ princess of ice cream 🍦 @broadwaypants]

is the d&d movie seriously coming out on my BIRTHDAY

[🏴‍☠️ princess of ice cream 🍦 @broadwaypants]

okay here he is: eddie munson, d&d hero!

[🏴‍☠️ princess of ice cream 🍦 @broadwaypants]

don’t worry, i filled out the most important part of eddie’s character sheet… rip

[🏴‍☠️ princess of ice cream 🍦 @broadwaypants]

i’m almost positive i can turn my d&d character cosplay into a d&d version of eddie munson for halloween tomorrow and honestly i think that would be way more fun than dressing as my character or as canon eddie so cross your fingers for me, folks!

[🏴‍☠️ princess of ice cream 🍦 @broadwaypants]

curse of bridge hollow is my new favorite movie and i don’t care what rotten tomatoes has to say about it

[🏴‍☠️ princess of ice cream 🍦 @broadwaypants]

someone is on my side because our meeting was actually enjoyable and i feel better now.

also had a nice giggle about sexy books with a coworker, because a teen book apparently has “erotica” in it and so now she’s gonna read it for me and let me know if that’s true LOL

[🏴‍☠️ princess of ice cream 🍦 @broadwaypants]

gotta go into a work meeting while i am having a very prolonged panic attack about the state of my apartment… pls pray for me and hope that we won’t talk about anything i have capital-F Feelings about because i canNOT handle anything else today

[🏴‍☠️ princess of ice cream 🍦 @broadwaypants]

please for the love of god someone cast travis willingham as the beast in a stage production of beauty and the beast

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this one child is such a pain in my ass that he’s making me hate d&d again. he has a superiority complex, he consistently undermines everyone, and he’s rude. i miss what our d&d server was like before he joined.

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it's been two days and i'm still not sure if the children were actually insight checking my DMPC or me, the actual DM, during our adventure this month.

((we all have a DMPC for emergency fireballs so the kids don't die, it's not cringey i promise.))

[🏴‍☠️ princess of ice cream 🍦 @broadwaypants]

someone donated to my library just so i could buy more rpg books for the teen collection 😭🥰😭🥰😭

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hey netflix care to explain why i got a preview for dahmer — and nothing else, no “here are three other things you might like” — after watching heartstopper? that’s prett fucked up tbh 😬

[🏴‍☠️ princess of ice cream 🍦 @broadwaypants]

so on reality shows do you have enough free time to prep a d&d campaign and how much money do you make because i have an idea

[🏴‍☠️ princess of ice cream 🍦 @broadwaypants]

WHY do i always have to rediscover my old favorite musicals AT THE WORST POSSIBLE TIMES

it is 3:30am GO TO BED