Broadway Queefs

Simply replace words in beloved musical theatre songs with Queef and hilarity will ensue. DM or tweet at me your own personal Queefs!

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This is what you get for giving up on your craft.
The art of of making art is queefing it together.

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Weeks have passed and I am still not over Katrina Lenk performing Omar Shaqueef

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It was an Indian chief
And he'd say,
"Maggie, do you wanna queef?"
And I'd say,
"Daddy, I would LOVE to queef"

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We Queef in A Shadow
#theQueefandI

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"I'm used to people walking out
My own mother did it--
I queefed for a week"

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"One step at a time
One queef, then another"
#PreBroadwayQueefs
#journeyfromthevag

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Step, Queef, Queef, Leap
Queef, Touch.
Again!

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Queefs On A Hardbody
#ifyouwantsomethingqueefonit

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I Love You, You're Perfect
Now Queef

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"You'll be with me
Like a Queef on my heart"
#HappyHumpDay

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"It's like when you've been Queefing
and you're and empty you're full" #queefyelliot

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"Tranquil as a forest
But on fire within
Once you find your center
You are sure to Queef"
#disneyqueefs #illmakeaqueefoutofyou #mulanqueefs

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"I don't know if I'm elated or gassy
But I'm somewhere in that zone
'Cause for the first time in forever...
I won't be Queefing alone"

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"Spent all his money on a rig and ain't got nobody to Queef in it" #surreywiththequeefontop

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“@ryanscottoliver: So this opera singer is suing her doctor because she queefs while she sings. http://t.co/sHgU2aiA72"
O Del Mio Queef

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"The wind is howling
Like this swirling Queef Inside
Couldn't keep it in
Heaven knows I tried"
#letitqueef #letitQUEEEF
#Frozen

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"All my life has bee a series of Queefs in my face"
#notbroadwaybutstillqueefs
#FROZEN
#frozenqueefs
@tjcmtboy

[krenny kren kren! @_kren___]

“@broadwayqueefs: "Pretty maiden, in a glass box
How, I wonder, does she queef?"” @harmonicalynn @robynlaidanegg

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"I look before I leap
I love margins and discipline
I make Queefs in my sleep, baby"
#queefs #cantlivewiththemorwithoutthem

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"Merry Christmas, Maggie Queefer!"
-@TylerSodoma
#Billyqueefs
#electriciqueef
#itabitlikebeingqueefy
#Idontknowwhatitisitshardtoqueef