Broadway Raised Bike Lane

Short king. Curved for your pleasure.

[Broadway Raised Bike Lane @broadwayraised]

“I read @streetsblogchi for the articles”

—guy with a box of these under his bed:

[Streetsblog Chicago @streetsblogchi]

LOL, it seems like every single Chicago bikeway has its own Twitter account nowadays. Introducing (warning: mildly racy) @broadwayraised.

[Broadway Raised Bike Lane @broadwayraised]

@BerwynContra

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“You need to spend less time online, you can’t marry a bike lane” I am literally always hard, your mucous membranes should leave you if you marry anything else

[Broadway Raised Bike Lane @broadwayraised]

@BerwynContra Damn Carney I didn’t know you were packing like that

[Broadway Raised Bike Lane @broadwayraised]

@BerwynContra Damn Carney I didn’t know you were packing like that

[Broadway Raised Bike Lane @broadwayraised]

@amtrakcreature *all day and all night or I’ll tell the other lanes you finish early

[Broadway Raised Bike Lane @broadwayraised]

If you knew I’d be gone tomorrow, what would you do to me today?

[Broadway Raised Bike Lane @broadwayraised]

@FridaLovesBikes So your day job is more important than your bike lane got it

[Broadway Raised Bike Lane @broadwayraised]

@blagojevism If I can’t see the ding dong from Roscoe and Broadway it’s not big enough

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@DickensGreenway Don’t waste your juice on the dead (waste it on me) @femnthembikechi

[Æthelred the UnPreddy @ready4preddy]

RIP

[Broadway Raised Bike Lane @broadwayraised]

@LeavittGreenway @AldLawson Someone? Sometwo. Sometree. Somehundred, even.

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.@AldLawson scrape me off the ground, I want the attention

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Still would

[Dickens Avenue Greenway @DickensGreenway]

I’m dead

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Gm I am wet for you

[Substance News® 🇵🇸 @Shredded_teat]

*pushing my luck* haha what we really need is a bike lane account that exclusively exists to compliment me

[Broadway Raised Bike Lane @broadwayraised]

@amtrakcreature @belmontbikelane @HalstedBikeLn @lincolnavebike @AugustaBikeLane @DearbornBikeLn @ClintonBikeLn @DickensGreenway @MilwaukeeAvBike I credit mother for this

[Substance News® 🇵🇸 @Shredded_teat]

we have multiple self-loathing bike lane twitter accounts but curiously no concerningly horny bike lane accounts. all i'm saying is there's a gap