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sometimes i think

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It upsets me when people say “bear with me” and never have a bear with them

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I used to think we had a set number of blinks in our lifetime and if I blinked too much I would use them all up

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Ordered another burger at in n out with one still in my hand I’m a fucking chud holy shit

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they should make an escape room where it’s just a slot machine and an atm

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Chiropractor called, I’m back.

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Just said to a blind customer at work “See you soon” and now I feel bad

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my gf: “if you were in greek mythology you be… what’s that guys name? like syphilis’ rock?”

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@4loveandgiggles can u try it and let me know if it’s good

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As someone who knows nothing about Arby’s, seeing “Italian is back” on their sign instilled so much fear in me

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Wrecking ball is underrated as a song

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@itstoocrispy Not in SD it was so bad no god please no

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“What’s it like being 23?” almond joys just made it onto my top 10 candy list

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@itstoocrispy no!

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My stomach brings a sort of “I have to shit” energy to the gym the rest of body really doesn’t like

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what makes the yogurt greek I don’t understand

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dudes be named Roger but don’t understand

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Woke up in a bad mood, looks like I will not be using my turn signal today

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I am so faded

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Once I graduate I can’t wait to say “business as usual” idk why