Thorin Oakenshield

Leader of my Company, rightful King Under the Mountain

[Thorin Oakenshield @broakenshield]

@Thrandelicious @FiliDisson @kilitheworldsbe naaaaaaaaaaah

[Thorin Oakenshield @broakenshield]

@Thrandelicious @FiliDisson @kilitheworldsbe what I need is a lot less of you, I think

[Thorin Oakenshield @broakenshield]

@FiliDisson @Thrandelicious @kilitheworldsbe I resent that

[Thorin Oakenshield @broakenshield]

@Thrandelicious @FiliDisson @kilitheworldsbe I know very well, which is how I know that whatever is happening right now is the opposite

[Thorin Oakenshield @broakenshield]

@Thrandelicious @FiliDisson @kilitheworldsbe please show me exactly where I signed up for this

[Thorin Oakenshield @broakenshield]

@Thrandelicious @FiliDisson @kilitheworldsbe what is this, 20 questions? I thought you didn't know what it was?

[Thorin Oakenshield @broakenshield]

@kilitheworldsbe @FiliDisson @Thrandelicious hmmm no nope, don't think I've heard that ever in my life

[Thorin Oakenshield @broakenshield]

@kilitheworldsbe @FiliDisson @Thrandelicious -ahem- well, then, yes. Good.

[Thorin Oakenshield @broakenshield]

@kilitheworldsbe @FiliDisson @Thrandelicious .....we happened to need firewood? Heh, get it, fire-wood, man I crack myself up.

[Thorin Oakenshield @broakenshield]

((Im going to sleep but omg im SO SORRY I fuckin forgot to reply to you @kilitheworldsbe wow I'm a dumb))

[Thorin Oakenshield @broakenshield]

@FiliDisson @kilitheworldsbe @Thrandelicious that thing ripped ON IT'S OWN because it was POORLY MADE. You can't blame me for that.

[Thorin Oakenshield @broakenshield]

@kilitheworldsbe @FiliDisson @Thrandelicious what of it? Many things make me unreasonably angry, sue me

[Thorin Oakenshield @broakenshield]

@kilitheworldsbe @FiliDisson @Teaat4 Exactly. I'll never understand the frivolity of hobbits

[Thorin Oakenshield @broakenshield]

@kilitheworldsbe @FiliDisson @Teaat4 he is! How does such a small somebody need so many?? It's like he wears a new one every day, weird.

[Thorin Oakenshield @broakenshield]

@kilitheworldsbe @FiliDisson @Teaat4 it does tho right?? Best not let bilbo know about this little conversation. It'll only upset him

[Thorin Oakenshield @broakenshield]

@kilitheworldsbe @FiliDisson @Teaat4 probably doesn't help that I don't know what a clotheshorse is.

[Thorin Oakenshield @broakenshield]

@kilitheworldsbe @FiliDisson and that, my dear nephew, is lesson one! Well done, I knew you'd pick it up quick.

[Thorin Oakenshield @broakenshield]

@kilitheworldsbe @FiliDisson @Teaat4 where the everloving shit did you get that??

[Thorin Oakenshield @broakenshield]

@kilitheworldsbe @FiliDisson I can throw a blanket on u, that's the best I can do. You made this bed & now u have to lay in it. *badum TSS*

[Thorin Oakenshield @broakenshield]

@kilitheworldsbe @FiliDisson @Teaat4 ...well, it would be most unbecoming to dismiss the opinion of such an esteemed collegue, as it were..