Broccoli

[Broccoli @broccoli_903]

@Malibu_1921 @WUTangKids Fun fact: male snakes actually have an inverted, two-tipped penis called a “hemipenes”. It basically inflates & unfurls from between their pelvic scales whenever they try mating, it looks really 𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 so yeah I wouldn’t put it past RFK lmao

[Broccoli @broccoli_903]

@StanKopiyka @WUTangKids Ur totally right, but for future reference maybe don’t use a screenshot of the google AI summary if you want to seem well informed…
And i’m not trying to be condescending or a dick btw, but you can put “-ai” at the end of ur search to avoid the summary popping up🤓👍

[NCCM @nccm]

Please listen to the words of Mohamad Haidar, who spoke this morning in Windsor, Ontario about his brother, Hassan Haidar, who was killed last Friday by a senseless Israeli strike in Southern Lebanon.

Hassan was a beloved member of his family and of the Windsor community. He is now among over 1,500 people killed by Israeli forces in the illegal bombing and invasion of Lebanon.

It is time for Canada to back up its condemnations of these attacks with specific actions.

As the family said, that means placing targeted sanctions on the Netanyahu government and ensuring that Canadians who are fighting for the IDF and committing war crimes must be appropriately prosecuted.

We must have transparency and justice.
Canada must stand up when its own citizens are being killed.

[Sam @SamCKx]

In 1936, Heinrich Himmler issued decrees establishing that Gestapo actions were not subject to judicial review. The Gestapo operated under the principle of “Schutzhaft” (protective custody), which allowed detention without charge, trial, or judicial oversight. Courts were explicitly barred from interfering in Gestapo operations. Any attempt to obstruct Gestapo duties could itself be treated as a crime against the state.

[EditorColeTrain @EditorColeTrain]

@DHSgov Fuck you

[connor @ConnorEatsPants]

@LordPepe28 @404Sakuu you don’t have my permission loser. Get a girlfriend instead of a memecoin. Suck my dick and get ur fellow clueless crypto buddies out of my DMs

[connor @ConnorEatsPants]

@Timcast guy who can’t read:

[Broccoli @broccoli_903]

@StephenM You’re an evil piece of shit, & your head looks like a botched circumcision. For being so spineless, it’s no wonder why you look like a parasitic worm given human form. For a govt. official you’re shameful.
No amount of talking down to others will make up for your lack of a soul

[connor @ConnorEatsPants]

@JDVance mom should’ve just stuffed you with crack out the womb. see what happens. for science. maybe you’d end up with a functioning brain.

[connor @ConnorEatsPants]

the only Legacy you should worry about is the burden you will force your children to carry for the rest of their lives.

You and your husband are truly the saddest shit sacks. Desperate to be important

Eat shit.

And by the way, im DONE watching the Katie Miller podcast 💔 unsubscribed

[connor @ConnorEatsPants]

@JDVance citing Tim Pool, the bald dipshit who took $10 million from Russia, just to continue being a useful idiot. The Russian money wasn’t even in CS:GO knives. Cash.

try some of Elon’s nasal treats sometime, heroic dose!

amy adams fucking sucked in ur movie btw. how does that happen

[connor @ConnorEatsPants]

@JDVance Sorry but you were the only baby ever worth choosing crack over. Every time your mom neglected you was justified. Sorry. Amy Adams sucked in that movie too, sorry. Nothing you touch ever goes right. You should try some of Elon’s medicine sometime. Sorry.

[connor @ConnorEatsPants]

@JDVance will you go to the birthday party or do you still only respect your wife when the voters aren’t watching ?

[connor @ConnorEatsPants]

someone needs to do it

[wildclip @wildklip]

this is still my favorite halloween video💀#Halloween

[Community Notes & Violations @CNviolations]

Woah!

[SULLY @SULLY10X]

If you don’t like this story, you’ve had it too good. 😂🤦‍♀️

[internet hall of fame @InternetH0F]

There's a special place in hell for people who do this 💀