Graham Keen

Speak your mind, even if your voice shakes.

[Mac @GoodPoliticGuy]

if a muslim politician said this they would be impeached and removed from office immediately

[The Tennessee Holler @TheTNHoller]

Reminder: watch what they do, not what they say

[Graham Keen @BroccoliKeen]

@RepNancyMace Nice try Nancy

[Dan @dannah__montana]

kinda need a barb and star christmas movie actually

[Graham Keen @BroccoliKeen]

This isn��t getting nearly enough traction for being one of the weirdest things I’ve ever seen

[Pop Crave @PopCrave]

Simon Cowell arriving to The Jennifer Hudson Show set.

[Muntadhar al-Zaidi @muntazer_zaidi]

#CharlieKirk

[Graham Keen @BroccoliKeen]

It is occasionally important to note the demise of American democracy.

[MeidasTouch @MeidasTouch]

Trump shows off to the Azerbaijan dictator a section in the White House dedicated to Trump 2028 merch, as they discuss Trump unlawfully pursuing another term

[Graham Keen @BroccoliKeen]

One midnight gone!

[Graham Keen @BroccoliKeen]

@insectoid98 One midnight gone

[Graham Keen @BroccoliKeen]

@WhiteHouse This is so embarrassing

[Robert Sterling @RobertMSterling]

I don’t want to connect my coffee machine to the wifi network. I don’t want to share the file with OneDrive. I don’t want to download an app to check my car’s fluid levels. I don’t want to scan a QR code to view the restaurant menu. I don’t want to let Google know my location before showing me the search results. I don’t want to include a Teams link on the calendar invite. I don’t want to pay 50 different monthly subscription fees for all my software. I don’t want to upgrade to TurboTax platinum plus audit protection. I don’t want to install the Webex plugin to join the meeting. I don’t want to share my car’s braking data with the actuaries at State Farm. I don’t want to text with your AI chatbot. I don’t want to download the Instagram app to look at your picture. I don’t want to type in my email address to view the content on your company’s website. I don’t want text messages with promo codes. I don’t want to leave your company a five-star Google review in exchange for the chance to win a $20 Starbucks gift card. I don’t want to join your exclusive community in the metaverse. I don’t want AI to help me write my comments on LinkedIn. I don’t even want to be on LinkedIn in the first place.

I just want to pay for a product one time (and only one time), know that it’s going to work flawlessly, press 0 to speak to an operator if I need help, and otherwise be left alone and treated with some small measure of human dignity, if that’s not too much to ask anymore.

[Graham Keen @BroccoliKeen]

I couldn’t figure it out until now, but THIS is how I was hoping Conclave would end.

[o @BumpDrunk]

LADY GAGA ABRACADABRA

[Graham Keen @BroccoliKeen]

Walker Percy with some timely theology this morning.

[Graham Keen @BroccoliKeen]

Dammit. This is why I’ll never be able to leave this god forsaken app.

[Tom Zohar @TomZohar]

Not now sweetie mommy is taking the lyrics of Defying Gravity and really holding space with that and feeling power in that

[Creole_Pisces🫶🏼 ♓️ @creole_pisces22]

I am MFKN cryyyying!!
😭😭😭😭

[Benjy Sarlin @BenjySarlin]

Jon Stewart’s 2-minute history lesson here is worth everyone’s time before we start confidently breaking out our theories of what happened

[Graham Keen @BroccoliKeen]

Waiting for CharliXCX to officially announce the start of Illegal Transgendered Alien in Prison Fall

[Graham Keen @BroccoliKeen]

❤️💙

[Blue Georgia @BlueGeorgia]

Tennessee brought it too! #DNCConvention2024

[Graham Keen @BroccoliKeen]

Who wants to go as this with me for Halloween?

[DepressedBergman @DannyDrinksWine]

Anjelica Huston & Liza Minnelli on a road trip to Mexico, 1975.

[Graham Keen @BroccoliKeen]

Charles Dickens characters but make it Gen Z