Rob Broccoli

Financial Advisor in Wissahickon. Sports Lover. Women Enthusiast. Hard-nosed god fearing man. Attended a Kentucky Derby (watch party). Freelance photographer.

[Rob Broccoli @BroccyRob]

Happy Birthday @DickFitzz. I hate you. I just wanted to let you know that I hate you and just wanted to let you know for a third time that I hate you. #OnANewLevel

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@oxlong97 hey man…why don’t you go fuck yourself. stay in your own lane you fuckin burnout

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can we defund the nba? seriously it’s terrible basketball and it gets worse and worse every year…I say we boycott the nba and put all the attention to the real heroes…the delco mens league for 55 and over #ballsyasshit

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sometimes i sit under a warm shower and watch the sopranos while I scrub my hard member with dr. squatch soap (not sponsored). #FeelingMyself #wheresmyarc

[Rob Broccoli @BroccyRob]

normalize being a voyeur #newyearnewme

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sorry I haven’t been active twitterverse…just been talking to my goomahs and cracking sum shit on tha side…I have two Italian brothers #ibtpuiygtom

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let’s leave the dickriding in 2024…bring the hate in 2025 #fuckacchoops

[Rob Broccoli @BroccyRob]

Here’s my list of New Years Resolutions:
- dominate 50+ men’s basketball leagues
- find the perfect crazy to hot ratio
- gain three more baby mamas
- buy more Peter Millar
- make an OnlyFans

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Nothing crazier to me than denying underage kids at the bar. Let the kids play. Let the good times roll. #LANK

[Rob Broccoli @BroccyRob]

Only watching the NBA today to see how many times I can get on all fours and bark at Kay Adams…any ball knowers?? #MerryChristmas

[FearBuck @FearedBuck]

alright boys where yall pulling up from??

[Rob Broccoli @BroccyRob]

what did everyone ask for for Christmas? I asked a lifetime supply of roast beef instead i got my wife’s muff

[Rob Broccoli @BroccyRob]

any ball knowers??

[Rob Broccoli @BroccyRob]

goodnight to everyone except: grown men who drive priuses #pussy

[Rob Broccoli @BroccyRob]

Life is like playing rock paper scissors with a paraplegic…now are you gonna be the able person or the paraplegic #ballsy

[MrTestoestrogen @MrTestoestrogen]

We need UFC WOMENS HEAVYWEIGHT DIVISION

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I’m a Joe Paterno in a world full of Jerry Sanduskys…who wanna link on the low #servingcunt

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Had a dream last night where I was being choked out by a python…woke up bricked with my hand in my pants #FridayFeeling

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apparently it’s frowned upon to get bricked at a Dennys when the waitress puts her hand on your shoulder… #thisgenerationissoft

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Missing Pat Tillman a little extra today…