Brock Shepherd

i've got a black belt in keepin' it real ;)

[Brock Shepherd @brock_shepherd]

Whoever came up with the idea of “sugar free” ketchup, was WAY off…

[Brock Shepherd @brock_shepherd]

You know you at you’re at your breaking point when the Telus technician tells you to “take a deep breath”

[Brock Shepherd @brock_shepherd]

Don’t ask me for white vinegar and then tip me 15%

[Brock Shepherd @brock_shepherd]

Hey babe. Is there any way you might find it in you to make me a breakfast sandwich? Nothing to crazy, just cheese, bacon (or ham), egg, tomatoe, lettuce, onions, mayo, lite ketchup, salt & pepper, lightly toasted?

On an everything bagel.

[Brock Shepherd @brock_shepherd]

Is there an end of the eras tour on the calendar? Swiftie Stories never ending, jamming up my timeline.

[Brock Shepherd @brock_shepherd]

Never did I ever think I’d see Rick Flair, Ty Domi, and Mike Tyson in a box watching playoff hockey. But I love it.

[Brock Shepherd @brock_shepherd]

Glad Cling Wrap just isn’t what it used to be. Seriously, this product now makes me the opposite of “glad”

[Brock Shepherd @brock_shepherd]

Is wax paper compostable? I’m hearing different stories..

[Brock Shepherd @brock_shepherd]

Having no chocolate milk in the fridge is NOT an option.

[Brock Shepherd @brock_shepherd]

@UberEats sucks at ubering eats. They should stick to ubering people. Did somebody say…. SKIIIIIIIIP!

[Brock Shepherd @brock_shepherd]

I will never order from @UberEats again. Continuously extended delivery times, driver cancellations, and non stop inconsistency. Their resolution support is a bot, and does nothing to help. Farewell to this service for good. #ubereatssucks

[Brock Shepherd @brock_shepherd]

@Sackatchewan2 Thick

[Brock Shepherd @brock_shepherd]

Nothing pisses me off more than ordering an $8 Frappuccino only to find out there’s a hole in my paper straw

[Brock Shepherd @brock_shepherd]

The next business that sends me a “summers end sale” email I’m unsubscribing you forever. Ain’t nobody think summer is over yet but you. Plenty of summer left.

[Brock Shepherd @brock_shepherd]

Amber Heard used to be hot….

[Brock Shepherd @brock_shepherd]

You know you’ve hit full on Dad status when your checking out other mom’s strollers at the airport…

[Brock Shepherd @brock_shepherd]

I’ve never needed a lightning cable this bad

[Brock Shepherd @brock_shepherd]

It’s been 7 days since all public health restrictions have been lifted for restaurants and other food serving businesses, and still no report of a smile from @ErnieTsu

[Brock Shepherd @brock_shepherd]

This @JustinHavre repetitiveness has turned from bad marketing to just outright annoying… Anyone can guarantee a sale if they convince you to sell low enough!

[Brock Shepherd @brock_shepherd]

Just introduced my son to Toaster Strudels. Just as good as they were back in ‘89 !