Brock West

I'm just a chubby guy who loves Jesus and I shake when I laugh!!

[Wolf Pack Alan @WolfpackAlan]

Am I the only one who closes the silverware drawer with an epic pelvic thrust?

[Wolf Pack Alan @WolfpackAlan]

I can't stand it when people don't know the difference between your and you're. There so stupid.

[Not Jim Carrey @ItIsJimCarrey]

Those first two guys who thought Superman was a bird or a plane -- why were they so excited?

[Brock West @brock_west]

@jmart32 not really theres just one guy who keeps spreading lies.

[Brock West @brock_west]

@jmart32 now I think I sound even more lame.

[Brock West @brock_west]

@jmart32 thanks for again ruining my life. Jerk.

[Not Jim Carrey @ItIsJimCarrey]

Wow if I squint through the tears I look pretty thin!

[Wolf Pack Alan @WolfpackAlan]

Dear Fox News, I have yet to see any news about foxes. Sincerely, Disappointed viewer.

[Wolf Pack Alan @WolfpackAlan]

Never waste time worrying about what others think of you. Unless they're cooler and more popular. You need this. Don't screw it up.

[Brock West @brock_west]

Frustrating start of the day. Gonna go to the box and everything will better from there. #myhappyplace @CFNaturalState

[Brock West @brock_west]

So taking a week off is about the worse thing you could do. #8k #suck

[Brock West @brock_west]

Why so mean to Jeff?

[Brock West @brock_west]

So the zoom for the zoo was kinda lame. Should have been called the zoom around the zoo. No animals. Your welcome for the donation. #iguess

[Brock West @brock_west]

When I go to the grocery store I typically only get as much as I can carry in from my car in one trip.

[Brock West @brock_west]

My mom just called it the YouTube. Yes Mom. The YouTube.

[Brock West @brock_west]

Team WOD 0900. #naturalstate #awesomesauce.

[Brock West @brock_west]

Windows down. Everytime I Die blaring.

[Wolf Pack Alan @WolfpackAlan]

If you watch Jaws backwards, it's a film about a shark who throws up so many people, they have to open up a beach.

[Brock West @brock_west]

It happens all the time. They all become blueberries- Willy Wonka. We all indulge ourselves to destruction.

[Brock West @brock_west]

@bdashmerritt you found a keeper.