Brock Brown

[Brock Brown @brockbrown42]

I’m so drunk my Face ID won’t work.

[Brock Brown @brockbrown42]

The weekend called and said I was late. I had no other option than to break out the Friday after 5 machinery

[Brock Brown @brockbrown42]

A wise man once said “don’t let a girlfriend stop you from finding your wife”

[Brock Brown @brockbrown42]

The ole Modelo’s are flowing like it’s not a Tuesday

[Brock Brown @brockbrown42]

Shall we grab some summer like beers, cargos and hit the patio?

[Brock Brown @brockbrown42]

Your meaning to tell me 362 people seen my last tweet and didn’t even like it how rude.

[Brock Brown @brockbrown42]

There’s not an inbox safe from my dms today.

[Brock Brown @brockbrown42]

Bitch you got chiggers on your chest?…..

[Brock Brown @brockbrown42]

Working all week sounds like a good excuse to drink all weekend

[Brock Brown @brockbrown42]

Heater cranked and window down is the best chilly morning feeling.

[Ty Burk @TyBurk]

We can send a man to the moon and all that cool stuff but we can’t find way to go out drinking all night and not be hungover the next morning.

[Brock Brown @brockbrown42]

“If you wanna live a healthy life just eat everything that tastes like shit” @sonnystavern

[Brock Brown @brockbrown42]

Why can’t everyday be one of them days you wake up the coffee tastes just right and all you can think about is how you’re gunna make this day your bitch?

[Ty Burk @TyBurk]

Chris Ledoux is a absolute legend. Change my damn mind.

[Brock Brown @brockbrown42]

Passed a solid 8.7 this morning knuckle deep in her nose never would’ve guessed good lookin girls even had boogers…

[Brock Brown @brockbrown42]

@thebraxtonkeith how you be so good??

[Brock Brown @brockbrown42]

Woke up at 3 this morning dying of thirst only thing in the mini fridge was Busch light. About 30 seconds after that moment I knew it was gunna be one hell of a day.

[Brock Brown @brockbrown42]

If you wake it up you put it to sleep…

[Brock Brown @brockbrown42]

I wish there was a way to tell pandora no sad songs today

[Brock Brown @brockbrown42]

@thebraxtonkeith I have never played a song more in my life than “A Little Bit Closer”