Shaun the Sheep enthusiast

26 // he/they

[Shaun the Sheep enthusiast @brockercheddlie]

they’re dating

[Shaun the Sheep enthusiast @brockercheddlie]

 iHigh

[Shaun the Sheep enthusiast @brockercheddlie]

@MayorWheat I’d like to apologize for my past slander of beer. I moved to Oregon and I felt the neural pathway open the second I crossed the border. I love all beer now. I’m sorry. 😔

[Shaun the Sheep enthusiast @brockercheddlie]

When you hit the button to put ur call on speaker, your phone should listen to hear if you are in public and if it knows you are, it just doesn’t do speaker

[boss @boss_on_here]

If you’re a guy in your early 20s, buy a sandwich.

Go into debt if you have to.

[Shaun the Sheep enthusiast @brockercheddlie]

@mobodog Interesting… I don’t trust him

[Shaun the Sheep enthusiast @brockercheddlie]

It says a lot abt a billionaire musician when they can’t even put out quality merch where the printing doesn’t disintegrate and the fabric doesn’t shrink/stretch after one wash

[Shaun the Sheep enthusiast @brockercheddlie]

Frodo did NOT know Legolas’ name

[Shaun the Sheep enthusiast @brockercheddlie]

The most unrealistic part of Tron: Ares is Jared Leto learning empathy

[Shaun the Sheep enthusiast @brockercheddlie]

Btw Twitter, forgot to mention I moved to Oregon 😈

[Shaun the Sheep enthusiast @brockercheddlie]

BONE IN WINGS ONLY EXIST TO PROTECT THE FRAGILE MASCULINITY OF MEN. BONELESS WINGS ARE CHEAPER AND HAVE MORE MEAT.

[Shaun the Sheep enthusiast @brockercheddlie]

I’m so glad I didn’t listen to the singles as they came out bc every single track off this album is amazing and the ones that were singles wouldn’t have hit as hard without context of the whole album.
I hate singles. I always will.
Ok I’m done fr.

[Shaun the Sheep enthusiast @brockercheddlie]

@0nlyindreamz Not publicly 🤨🤨

[Shaun the Sheep enthusiast @brockercheddlie]

Me when I win the cutting the frozen pizza evenly while high contest

[Shaun the Sheep enthusiast @brockercheddlie]

@0nlyindreamz Just now getting into Green Day smh

[Shaun the Sheep enthusiast @brockercheddlie]

@0nlyindreamz She did it chat

[Shaun the Sheep enthusiast @brockercheddlie]

@schmobodog No fucking way Olivia. Please fucking so something. Please for the love of god

[Shaun the Sheep enthusiast @brockercheddlie]

@schmobodog This isn’t Andr*w is it