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"You're gonna go to Canada's Wonderland and eat a churro?"

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"Eggs are good for breakfast and the Bermuda Triangle."

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"Can I get your autograph Leo? I loved you in Fight Club."

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"An actual interaction I had with someone in Welland."

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"You lied? You pied?"
"I sighed."

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"We light the fuel and boom boom make it blow up."

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"I don't know what natural gases from humans are. Astronauts are not real scientists."

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"No one dares to trespass sunny Philadelphia."

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"Can we order arsenic off of UberEats?"

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"We should restrict the area to non-psychopaths maybe."

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"This is not the first time I've punctured a whale uvula before."

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"I'm a travelling garlic salesman."

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"You might be a vampire."
"It's the cape, isn't it?"

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"I am a machine *wroop*"

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"How dare you point a finger gun at a commanding officer."

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"Now I'm shorter."

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"You're bodyguard isn't here anymore."

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"I'm choking on my thumb."

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"This looks amazing. It totally makes up for your ability to do anything else."

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"I could ram a boat into this."

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