Top Tweets for #improvsanscontext
“He is as dead as the day he was born” #improvsanscontext
“How would you do in a difficult situation”
“Don’t know put me in one” #improvsanscontext
“I feel like a potato cannon”
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“I hate that you’re a carpenter! You always, like, build wooden boxes for me to sleep in.” #mcgillimprov #improvsanscontext
"Honey is our son hanging out with the pescatarians again??" #improvsanscontext
"Fortunately I was still massively hydrophobic from the rabies." #improvsanscontext
"I punched myself in the head so hard it made a diamond so to celebrate I played the saxophone and ate some icecream." #improvsanscontext
"Go away, you aren't capable enough to stand on this tight-rope and punch me in the head!" And that's where he was wrong. #improvsanscontext
"Oh god the basement, it calls me!" #improvsanscontext
“I’ve been, uh.... I’ve been chatting with some wrinkly fucks, and........ hoo boy!”
#improvsanscontext #mcgillimprov
“I’m fine with you genociding my people, but not with you getting the top bunk.”
#improvsanscontext #mcgillimprov
"I've been watching this man scream at you from the rooftop for a while now, didn't catch a word." #improvsanscontext
"Hello we'll start with you, in the t-shirt with the arms." #improvsanscontext
"How do you poop?"
"Silently."
#improvsanscontext
“And what does AHHHHHH stand for?”
“Uh.. Apple. Hairy hairy hairy hairy hairy hairy.”
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"Did you Google on Wikipedia what frog this is?" #improvsanscontext
"...Robots have taken my cat." #improvsanscontext
"Koalas never even learn to talk, so you're leagues ahead of the animals" #improvsanscontext
"You only get a nice profile if you eat your beans, and we don't get any beans! SO WHERE DOES THAT LEAVE YOU?" #improvsanscontext
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