Brock Masterson

Fresh air, menswear, cocktails, BBQ (#TheMeatholes), punk rock, biz, Chiefs, Blackhawks. General in the @CockSparrer army. Left my heart @ King's Cross Station.

[Brock Masterson @brockmasterson]

@GuysSnacks Miklos Molnar

[Brock Masterson @brockmasterson]

@PeterAttiaMD Brining? I thought about spatchcocking but I always ice the tits for 12 hours with a gallon ziploc of ice (so they get done the same time as the dark meat) and smoke it whole. Maybe I’ll call a late audible.

[Brock Masterson @brockmasterson]

@mrlevine FOUR and a HALF MONTHS. That's how long my Bronco has been sitting in a dirt lot waiting for a replacement top. Plus the Tracker has lost my Bronco. This is your chance to make it right, Mike. I've never owned a @Ford and at this rate I never will again. I need your help.

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@jimfarley98 @chipfoose @Ford FOUR and a HALF MONTHS. That's how long my Bronco has been sitting in a dirt lot waiting for a replacement top. Plus the Tracker has lost my Bronco. This is your chance to make it right, Jim. I've never owned a @Ford and at this rate I never will again. I need your help.

[Brock Masterson @brockmasterson]

@jimfarley98 @VaughnGittinJr Jim, I need your help finding my Bronco. 7/2 blend with an update email that said it would be built in October. My Bronco has been sitting for 127 days. The tracker also stopped working. Don’t you think that this is unacceptable? Do the right thing.

[Brock Masterson @brockmasterson]

@mrlevine I need your help finding my Bronco. 7/2 blend with an update email that said it would be built in October. My Bronco has been sitting for 127 days. The tracker also stopped working. Don’t you think that this is unacceptable? Do the right thing.

[Brock Masterson @brockmasterson]

@mrlevine @jimfarley98 I need your help finding my Bronco. 7/2 blend with an update email that said it would be built in October. My Bronco has been sitting for 127 days. The tracker also stopped working. Don’t you think that this is unacceptable? Do the right thing.

[Brock Masterson @brockmasterson]

@MrUnloved1s Mine are better

[Nate Bargatze @natebargatze]

I will never have that level of confidence. #throwback

[Brock Masterson @brockmasterson]

@MikeDiver @gregianjohnson Put a flake in it? (Am american, need more info)

[Brock Masterson @brockmasterson]

@realwillmeade Thanks Will. Bought in at 4.60 because of you. 880% ain’t a bad return.

[Brock Masterson @brockmasterson]

@LauraJaneGrace Yesterday your video made me miss Chicago. Today you remind me why I never moved there.

[Vinny Thomas @vinn_ayy]

The Galactic Federation interviews Earth for membership

[Brock Masterson @brockmasterson]

@webdevgeek Good call. It was either that or Venture for me.

[Brock Masterson @brockmasterson]

@PeterAttiaMD I switched my BBQ rub over to an allulose and monk fruit blend some time ago. 🔥🔥🔥 Would love to send you some Peter! Every Texan should have some at arms length at all times.

[Brock Masterson @brockmasterson]

Thank god they aren’t using that fake corn shit

[Brock Masterson @brockmasterson]

Who would like to guess what SOUTHERN STYLE means?

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Hahahah. “Burger King customers usually like Burger King.”