Brock Short

Owner/Operator of Brock Entertainment

[Brock Short @brockshort]

@kellykrout @RazorbackMBB Lol

[Brock Short @brockshort]

@MarkDerwin1 Shoot me a message through https://t.co/ZfacozSPTx and we will get something booked.

[Brock Short @brockshort]

@MarkDerwin1 Crazy! I was watching the movie Accepted last night and saw you and was like, hey, I know that guy! You nee to come on my podcast sometime.

[Brock Short @brockshort]

@MarkDerwin1 The year was 2014, November, and I sat next to you on a flight from Phoenix to LAX. You asked who the pretty girl was I was with. At the time it was just Carrie. A year later it was Carrie Underwood. Yeah. Random. Thought you'd like to know that. American Idol Trip.

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@MichelobULTRA @NBA #ULTRACourtside #Sweepstakes

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The two people worth impressing: Your five-year-old self. Your 85-year-old self.

[Brock Short @brockshort]

As long as there is an open textbook in front of you, nobody will question what you are doing on your laptop.

[Brock Short @brockshort]

If you don’t get hired for an unpaid internship it literally makes no difference. Just show up and start working. What are they gonna do, pay you?

[Brock Short @brockshort]

The first rule of passive aggressive club is, y'know what, never mind, it's fine...

[Brock Short @brockshort]

Pancakes: Because NO, you cannot have cake for breakfast, but you can have fried cake for breakfast.

[Brock Short @brockshort]

Since the ocean has meat, salt, and veg in it, it is technically a big thing of soup.

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@AaronNolanNews Lol! Good point.

[Brock Short @brockshort]

Don't judge a book by its movie.

[Brock Short @brockshort]

I can't find my "Gone in 60 Seconds" DVD. It was here a minute ago.

[Brock Short @brockshort]

Big deal Times Square. I drop the ball at least 3 times a week.

[Brock Short @brockshort]

My ability to remember a song lyric from the 80’s far exceeds my ability to remember why I walked into the kitchen.

[Brock Short @brockshort]

I've decided to kill off a few characters in the book I'm writing. I really think it will spice up my autobiography.

[Brock Short @brockshort]

Is it to early to break my new year's resolution or should I wait until after Christmas?

[Brock Short @brockshort]

Cinnamon is just sawdust with good PR.

[Brock Short @brockshort]

Have you ever seen a baby horse trying to stand for the first time? That's what I look like getting out of bed in the morning.