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[borc @brocolibroc]

legit check 🙂

[1017 🚁ひ @bluegeaux]

woke up and checked my gmail instead of instagram

[GUELZ @Gue1za]

No way my coworker just started stimming and said ᶜʰᵃˢᵉ ᵗʰᵉ ᵐᵒⁿᵉʸ ᶜʰᵃˢᵉ ᵗʰᵉ ᵐᵒⁿᵉʸ

[michael @heatherr0ads]

roommate just told me he’s “running off seven hours of sleep”

[Daniel 🇲🇩 @ultr4nima]

pulling up to wordle headquarters

[Neet @neet_sol]

The economy is so bad that scam messages went from “you won the lottery” to “remote job available $18/hr”

[Mason Home Builder @bankertobuilder]

Just designed the perfect strip mall that will get exactly zero visitors each day

[jangel @jadeladeljadel]

what the fuck are you ordering

[sliccmic 𖤐 @sliccmic]

cat was making biscuits on my air mattress https://t.co/zAmthztqCb

[DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm]

‘Teen Titans GO!’ star LeBron James is leaving the Lakers.

[staxxx🦅 @papiwontmiss]

I really hate niggas coz what do you mean I could get one

[‘Vic’ Adam @TheGriIlmaster]

This nigga hasn’t won a street fighter match since the Heian era but the moment he needed to dodge child support he turned into Higuruma

[ror @vyaxundpanzer]

just saw a guy do 1 set of every machine at the gym then walk out

[sui @birdabo]

everybody calm down.

i got this.

[Jorge ꗞ @djodjeee_]

Falling asleep to Invincible😭😭😭

[Deeda Weeda aka DMAN 🇵🇸 @DeemTheDreem]

Asian people do shit like this too.

They're called filipinos.

[twilight ✧⋆ ˚｡ @duskangelz]

random guy ive had on steam for 4 straight years randomly gifted me a 1 dollar game